theargyspy wrote:Only happened to me once in 22 years...must have been around 18 years ago delivering a village over Xmas pressure,was freezing my nadgers off
a woman opened the door when she could see i was struggling to push a packet through the letterbox,she had arms full of clothes in her hands,wasn't
bad looking a bit over weight ( i don't mind them built on the slightly bigger side) in her mid 30s i would guess asked me if i fancied a coffee,only really went in to try and get
warm for a while and get circulation back in my hands,sat on kitchen chair drinking coffee and making small talk while she loaded washing machine,
suddenly she walked over,got on her knees in front of me,unzipped me.... u can guess the next bit,when she had finished I thanked her (for the coffee)
and left....rest of that delivery was a complete blur...never saw her again but i did say morning to her husband the next day as he scraped snow off his car
U can guess the next bit? Did she grab your love pump and was that cream in ya coffee or was ya just pleased to see her?
"I once asked a girl if she was an undertaker cos i had a stiff that needed seeing too"
" I once went into a watch menders, slapped me knob on the desk and said can you put a couple of hands on that?"
A now retired fella told me of a story that happened to him many moons ago. Got friendly with a bird on his walk who played the piano.He got invited in, and before listening she made them a cup of coffee. She walked ahead and asked him to bring the tray in. You can guess the rest. As he walked in she was on her knees, his trousers were round his ankles,and she was playing a merry tune on his flute! He said he had it all on to avoid spilling the contents of the tray onto her head. Lucky, lucky bar steward!
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Right, I'm out of here - I'll be back in three and a half hours.....I've got to make a delivery
three and a half hours three and a half minutes I lasted
Do your job properly - if you can't hang it out for three and a half hours, then you're going too quick and carving it up.....the days of job & knock & then rolling off for a kip are long gone!
I don't suppose your mouth bleeds every 28 days, does it?
Mail delivery; those that can, do, those that can't, MANAGE!
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Right, I'm out of here - I'll be back in three and a half hours.....I've got to make a delivery
three and a half hours three and a half minutes I lasted
Do your job properly - if you can't hang it out for three and a half hours, then you're going too quick and carving it up.....the days of job & knock & then rolling off for a kip are long gone!
Edward Hunter wrote:A now retired fella told me of a story that happened to him many moons ago. Got friendly with a bird on his walk who played the piano.He got invited in, and before listening she made them a cup of coffee. She walked ahead and asked him to bring the tray in. You can guess the rest. As he walked in she was on her knees, his trousers were round his ankles,and she was playing a merry tune on his flute! He said he had it all on to avoid spilling the contents of the tray onto her head. Lucky, lucky bar steward!
Whats better than dafodills on the Piano? Two Lips on your Organ!
"I once asked a girl if she was an undertaker cos i had a stiff that needed seeing too"
" I once went into a watch menders, slapped me knob on the desk and said can you put a couple of hands on that?"
just a week ago i got invited in for a brew,walked into the kitchen and there is a woman in her 30,s stark bollock naked brewing up,i drank my brew had a quick tops and fingers and f****d off sharpish in my van.i may go back.
jaylime wrote:just a week ago i got invited in for a brew,walked into the kitchen and there is a woman in her 30,s stark bollock naked brewing up,i drank my brew had a quick tops and fingers and f****d off sharpish in my van.i may go back.
like a bad ( they all are ! ) porn film
MURDERERS. Need to dispose of a body? Simply parcel it up and post it to yourself via DHL. You will never see it again.
jaylime wrote:just a week ago i got invited in for a brew,walked into the kitchen and there is a woman in her 30,s stark bollock naked brewing up,i drank my brew had a quick tops and fingers and f****d off sharpish in my van.i may go back.
like a bad ( they all are ! ) porn film
Did he get to empty his sack
I'm preparing myself for the zombie invasion, rule number 1 - Cardio
(or until one of the Mods or Postman himself take it down 
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three and a half minutes I lasted 
