Beware of Flying horses!

[paul_skinback]

Pegasus the Creation



In the beginning there was the Pegasus plan and then came the assumptions,
And the assumptions were without form,
And the plan was completely without substance,
And the darkness was upon the faces of the Posties
And they spake unto their colleagues saying,

" It is a crock of s**t and it stinketh"

And the colleagues went unto the CWU Rep and sayeth,

"It is a pail of dung and none may abide the odour thereof,

And the CWU rep went unto the DOM and sayeth,

"It is a container of excrement and it is very strong and that none may abide by it",

And the DOM went unto the Area Damager and sayeth,

"It is a vessel of fertiliser and none may abide its strength",

And the Area Damager went to the Regional damager and sayeth,

"It promoteth growth and it is very powerful"

And the regional Damager went to Leighton and Crozier and sayeth,

"This powerful new plan will actively promote growth and efficiency
of Royal Snail ",

And Leighton and crozier looked upon the plan and saw that
it was good,


And the plan became policy!

[Big Daz]

Sheer genius

[paul_skinback]

Sheer genius

Like the last pay rise.....It was nothing!

Good Luck

[TrueBlueTerrier]