What is the 50 best ways to use the Courier Mag?

[paul_skinback]

Right listen up all the real workwers at Royal Snial ( Posties, Not managers) cos I will say this only wunce:

In this months sesational soraway Courier BS rag bog roll AKA The Raelistic Times! (which will soon be online GULP) It says on Page 3 about WSMs Or in Engrish, Walk Sequencing Machine's, the following :

BENEFITS ALL ROUND (Yippeeeeeeeeeee) Me me me me

Jane Hooper, programme manager for letter sortation said:

"We'll work towards better alingment with linked projects, like delivery best practice and sort plan replacement, she explianed.

yep Jane, your touching my buttons but WTF does it mean? Is this a posh for I'M SORRY MY FRIEND BUT YOUR FIRED

Perhaps Jane (What happened to Tarzan?) Could exprainit

[prowler]

"Delivery best practice", my god, most of them should go and hang their heads in shame. This company is now a total shambles and they still spout this bullshit.

[Thorby Bislam]

I got a letter printed in the curryher once. They never answered my point though, even though it was/is serious. I got a discount voucher which I bought a CD with, so it was worth it.

[bandit650]

How about these two ideas for your courier mag.

1.Shred it in your shredder put it in your compost bin,worms just love it.

2.Save it up and put it with your old news papers make fire bricks with it for burning in the winter save on fuel,of course this idea only works if you have an open fire in your house.

3.Please note that i am trying to be positive and not bash RM,

Normal services will resume when my drugs have worn of.

[paul_skinback]

How about these two ideas for your courier mag.

1.Shred it in your shredder put it in your compost bin,worms just love it.

2.Save it up and put it with your old news papers make fire bricks with it for burning in the winter save on fuel,of course this idea only works if you have an open fire in your house.

3.Please note that i am trying to be positive and not bash RM,

Normal services will resume when my drugs have worn of.

Bit concerend about the fire bricks idea cos wont it leave a nasty Royal Snail disgusting smell in my house? Although that will leave me to stamp the carbon footprint on Croziers bald thick head

As for worms loving it, the two worms at the top created the obscene publication in the first place

PS drugs do'nt work. Altagevva nah

All this talk of Royal Snail
It's getting me down my friends
Like a postie and a bag, waiting to drown
This time I'm comin' down

And I hope you're thinking of me
As you go on your round
Now the drugs don't work
They just make you worse
But I know I'll see the Courier again

Now the drugs don't work
They just make you worse
But I know I'll see the courier again

But I know I'm on a crap round
'Cause I passed down my old street
And if you wanna show, then just let me know
And I'll puke in your pouch bag again

Now the drugs don't work
They just make you worse
But I know I'll see this round again

'Cause postie, ooh, if heaven calls, I'm coming, too
Just like you said, you leave my life, I'm better off dead

All this talk of getting old
It's getting me down my love
Like a postie in a van, waiting to drown
This time I'm comin' down

Now the drugs don't work
They just make you worse
But I know I'll see a pouch box again

'Cause postie, ooh, if heaven calls, I'm coming, too
Just like you said, you leave my life, I'm better off dead

But if you wanna show me your mag, just let me know
And I'll puke in your van again

Now the drugs don't work
They just make you worse
But I know I'll see Royal snail again

Yeah, I know I'll see that mag again
Yeah, I know I'll see that mag again
Yeah, I know I'll see that mag again
Yeah, I know I'll see that mag again

[paul_skinback]

Paul

Like Leightons leadership............it was nothing! I fenk U