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Post by k979aaa »

Is this adams :cfo future royalmail or what have a look at this http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7639246.stm NO HI VIZ, NO PDA, AND EVEN THE POST OFFICE IS STILL OPEN!.
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If :cfo :lfo see all the mail Pat has to deliver (3 parcels and 6 letters) they'll be expecting us to work even more.......... wait... that's what they're doing now :hmmmm RM management b y childrens TV show.
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I bet he's saying cheer up jess only ten more year's and you can retire!. mrs goggoins say's that postman on evening collection's don't leave any bag's pat say's i will get the bas*ard back sometime!. One thing of note though is are you allowed to have pussy in the van or not. :nervous
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Post by pinstripe »

I didn't watch the whole clip (being a grown up and all) but did he get a signature for his special deliveries?
And his driving was terrible, half the time he wasn't looking at the road, still, catchy tune though, think anyone will be singing it at us when we're on delivery? I usually just smile if it's kids, but builders get a chorus of Bob the Builder right back at them, with a few 'special' words added for their benefit.
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Post by Stormproof »

Wheres his Hi-Vis? do you think this clip is a test for all H & S reps? those parcels on parachutes could hit someone. I thought that PO would've been shut down if it's in a village and Pat should be sacked for wilful delay he left 3 letters on the counter. :crazy:
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Has anyone else noticed that 'Royal Mail' is no longer shown on the side of his van, replaced by a stripe in the '21st century' version and edited into a strange looking crown in the 'first episode of series one'?
Does Royal Mail really no longer wish to be associated with a representation of a proper service to the community ?
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Lounge Lizard wrote:Has anyone else noticed that 'Royal Mail' is no longer shown on the side of his van, replaced by a stripe in the '21st century' version and edited into a strange looking crown in the 'first episode of series one'?
Does Royal Mail really no longer wish to be associated with a representation of a proper service to the community ?
I am just surprised it does not have T.N.T on it!. :cfo
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Post by F0zziebear »

I think you'll find that Entertinament Rights http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2001/no ... oadcasting has acquired Postman Pat, which may well explain the lack of RM symbol.
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disgruntledpostie1 wrote:If :cfo :lfo see all the mail Pat has to deliver (3 parcels and 6 letters) they'll be expecting us to work even more.......... wait... that's what they're doing now :hmmmm RM management b y childrens TV show.
where's the brush to sweep the floor ? - sorry it's a kid's show :chuckle - probably the same broom RM wanted to use on us last year :hmmmm :hmmmm

Royal Mail organize and run planes , trains , planes :chuckle :chuckle - RM couldn't run a bath FFS

I thought they'd sacked Pat for Wilful Delay for spending too much time with Mrs Goggins and leaving letters :hmmmm :hmmmm , nobody was bothered as he worked during the strikes - the DVLA checked that number plate in a car park spot check so RM CofC him for fraud , they also had a "fact finding interview " for carrying live animals in Royal Mail vehicles .

People did complain , a RM spokesman said " We do not discuss individual disciplinary cases - We take wilful delay very seriously - Our CofC was agreed with the CWU " , we have a zero tolerance to fraud - RM will defend it's position in any Employment Tribunal "

He wouldn't have seen his pension anyway - RM would have ran him into the mortuary or sacked him on RMAP to save paying his pension .

Mrs Goggins was made redundant and her post office closed . RM said they were committed to a 21st Century Postal Network with declining mail volumes - that is fantasy , kid's stuff :chuckle

Plenty of Area & Senior managers seem to have watched too much retro 70's cop shows :hmmmm

This is the next Plasma TV & WTL video ? :chuckle
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norbert wrote:
disgruntledpostie1 wrote:If :cfo :lfo see all the mail Pat has to deliver (3 parcels and 6 letters) they'll be expecting us to work even more.......... wait... that's what they're doing now :hmmmm RM management b y childrens TV show.
where's the brush to sweep the floor ? - sorry it's a kid's show :chuckle - probably the same broom RM wanted to use last year :hmmmm :hmmmm

Royal Mail organize and run planes , trains , planes :chuckle :chuckle - RM couldn't run a bath FFS

I thought they'd sacked Pat for Wilful Delay for spending too much time with Mrs Goggins and leaving letters :hmmmm :hmmmm , nobody was bothered as he worked during the strikes - the DVLA checked that number plate in a spot check so RM CofC him for fraud , they also had a "fact finding interview " for carrying live animals in Royal Mail vehicles .

" We take Health & Safety very seriously , when it suits us - especially when Inspectors are due " - said a RM spokesman

People did complain , a RM spokesman said " We do not discuss individual disciplinary cases - We take wilful delay very seriously - Our CofC was agreed with the CWU " , we have a zero tolerance to fraud - RM will defend it's position in any Employment Tribunal " - Mr Pat wasn't sacked for being ill , only for not meeting our strict attendance standards "

He wouldn't have seen his pension anyway - RM would have ran him into the mortuary to save paying his pension .

Mrs Goggins was made redundant and her post office closed . RM said they were committed to a 21st Century Postal Network with declining mail volumes - that is fantasy , kid's stuff :chuckle

Plenty of Area & Senior managers seem to have watched too much retro 70's cop shows :hmmmm

This is the next Plasma TV & WTL video ? :chuckle
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