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rhino49
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Post by rhino49 »

What about " that's unusual - he's never bitten anyone before"
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L Tommo
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My dog wouldnt bite anyone...

Post by L Tommo »

I Love the joke about that... "My dog wouldnt bite anyone.. (STROKES DOG, DOG BITES, ) "Thats not my dog.."


Pink Panther with the forever remembered Peter Sellers!! Well i think any way??? LOL!!!!!


out :wave
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Michael bloody Fish!!!

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"Warm init Postie"
Sweat dripping of ya!

"Cold init Postie"
Icicles at the end of your nose!
:d'oh!
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Wilbur Spoons
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Post by Wilbur Spoons »

I once had 'I'm sick of this Postie (in fact I always want to hit people who call me postie). You keep posting these and its not my name'

'No love, it says To the Occupier'
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ROCKY
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Post by ROCKY »

PEOPLE WHO THINK IM CALLED OYYY AND EXPECT A POLITE RESPONSE
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cruisey
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Post by cruisey »

i must be a dog. i keep being whistled. really pisses people off when i keep my head down and make them walk after me.
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stotty
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Post by stotty »

how about when you knock or ring the bell wait a while, no answer so you write out a P739 just as your about to post it they answer the blasted door :d'oh!
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rhino49
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Post by rhino49 »

stotty wrote:how about when you knock or ring the bell wait a while, no answer so you write out a P739 just as your about to post it they answer the blasted door :d'oh!
In a see through nightie, with a woodbine hanging out of his mouth and unshaven - it's hell delivering to Adam
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L Tommo
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Post by L Tommo »

rhino49 wrote:
stotty wrote:how about when you knock or ring the bell wait a while, no answer so you write out a P739 just as your about to post it they answer the blasted door :d'oh!
In a see through nightie, with a woodbine hanging out of his mouth and unshaven - it's hell delivering to Adam
HAHAHAHAH NICE 1... I can just see him now!!! errrrrrggggghhhhhh!!!


OUT

IT MUST BE A NICE PLACE BUT I AINT VISITING IT!!! :shock:
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postie dave
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Joined: 03 Jun 2007, 12:59
Location: Tyneside

Post by postie dave »

TrueBlueTerrier wrote:
ulster postie wrote:FILL IN A 739 SAYIN YOULL BE FINISHED IN 3HRS THEY TURN UP AT THE CALLERS OFFICE 30 MINS LATER :crazy:
Best I had was just this week - time on card was 0910 - he was in callers office at 0925 - took 10mins to explain that we don't have transporters like star trek and that the postie was still on his round. This charming guy said he would ring our DOM and complain "The postman should bring it straight back " :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
We had one the other day clearly marked 'packet', 'left at No2', he lived at No 1, came in the callers office complaining like hell, said he didn't know what it meant :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
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Newcastle-upon-tyne

My D.O.M. only takes me down the conduct
code to 'help me' to learn from my mistakes.
For this, I thank him, I now, know the code
better than he does, which indeed helps.
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postie dave
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Post by postie dave »

stotty wrote:how about when you knock or ring the bell wait a while, no answer so you write out a P739 just as your about to post it they answer the blasted door :d'oh!
Every single day, lots of students in my area, got to get them out of bed, makes me mad, we should be allowed to make them eat the P739s
'if its written out you got to eat it'
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Foot Postman (FT), Jesmond Area.
Newcastle-upon-tyne

My D.O.M. only takes me down the conduct
code to 'help me' to learn from my mistakes.
For this, I thank him, I now, know the code
better than he does, which indeed helps.
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Post by TrueBlueTerrier »

I had that once to often from the same block - he waited till I was 8 doors down and he came out for it. I said sorry mate I've already sent it back. He now answers the door straight away. Bloody e-bayers cant get a wage without them but they are a pain when your a walker.
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bluebeard
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Joined: 07 Mar 2007, 14:34
Location: Hull

Post by bluebeard »

What about when when you deliver a box or package and they say "it isnt ticking is it" drives me mad
bluebeard
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yougogal
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Joined: 07 Jun 2007, 19:01
Location: lancashire

postmans universal laws

Post by yougogal »

ha, i do that thing cruisey does and completely ignore anyone who shouts "oy love" or suchlike. my particular favourite is to ignore someone whistle and when theyve made the effort to catch me up, which is no mean feat as i don't tend to hang about, they'll say "did you not hear me"? i say "oh i'm sorry i thought youd lost your dog". totally satisfying! :whistle
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baglady
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Joined: 03 Jun 2007, 09:27
Location: scotland

Post by baglady »

when delivering to blocks of flats or sheltered housing complexes, why is it that the only residents who get mail[and loads of it] every day, stay on the top floor or at the end of the corridor, furthest away from the stairs? :d'oh!
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