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zaphod
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Post by zaphod »

The new packet conveyor as installed in Mail Centres is NOT a machine.
Discuss.

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Post by k979aaa »

If it is not a machine does it (a eat, b breath , c make decision's on it's own , d go for a p*ss and fag break) if not it's a machine and who ever operate's it should be paid for doing it!.
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Post by Carnoustie »

k979aaa wrote:If it is not a machine does it a eat, b breathe , c make decision's on it's own , d go for a p*ss and fag break
Oh my God !

Royal Mail have started using cyborgs to undertake managerial roles in my office !!!

PROOF ? They can do a, b, and d in your list above, but overheat if required to do c :dance
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Post by L Tommo »

I luv the sarki comments.. Keep em coming POSTMAN.. Sumfings never change... AHHHHHHHHH!!


Tommo OUT... :lfo :cfo
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