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BELIAL · Post by **BELIAL** » 06 May 2008, 22:37

Um I know we are all big rufty tufty ,devil may care posties, but if they do break ,anyone know if it's mercury that they leak, cos if so the long, and very long term health effects are very serious: Go ask a Japanese baby that looks like a walnut,or a six headed baby whale in the St. Lawrence seaway. Think I'm kidding, twenty years ago asbestos was good for you

Albethere · Post by **Albethere** » 06 May 2008, 22:41

Yeah baby, perhaps will soon have Egyptian style head baskets to fill with light bulbs - 'cause there aint gonna be any room for them in your bags........they're already full of catalog's - the heavy one's advertising oversized ladies underwear!

So how goes the new business plan that assumes lower mail volumes in the Summer Months???? ? ? ? ?

DGP1 · Post by **DGP1** » 06 May 2008, 22:50

BELIAL wrote:Um I know we are all big rufty tufty ,devil may care posties, but if they do break ,anyone know if it's mercury that they leak, cos if so the long, and very long term health effects are very serious: Go ask a Japanese baby that looks like a walnut,or a six headed baby whale in the St. Lawrence seaway. Think I'm kidding, twenty years ago asbestos was good for you

Maybe they want us to grow extra arms and legs

BELIAL · Post by **BELIAL** » 06 May 2008, 23:09

disgruntledpostie1 wrote:
BELIAL wrote:Um I know we are all big rufty tufty ,devil may care posties, but if they do break ,anyone know if it's mercury that they leak, cos if so the long, and very long term health effects are very serious: Go ask a Japanese baby that looks like a walnut,or a six headed baby whale in the St. Lawrence seaway. Think I'm kidding, twenty years ago asbestos was good for you
Maybe they want us to grow extra arms and legs

That might be funny, but it could be true?

DGP1 · Post by **DGP1** » 06 May 2008, 23:39

DGP1 · Post by **DGP1** » 06 May 2008, 23:40

Post by **TrueBlueTerrier** » 07 May 2008, 05:25

disgruntled

dogfood · Post by **dogfood** » 07 May 2008, 11:44

The fecking Union will be agreeing to this idea in the near future as soon as :lfo and :cfo propose it.

asbru · Post by **asbru** » 07 May 2008, 15:43

The best thing is that these "energy savers" are pretty pointless when a customer has to drive their 3 litre gas guzzler to the callers office to collect..

Darren Bent · Post by **Darren Bent** » 07 May 2008, 17:01

If the energy saving light bulb reduced energy useage by 5% and the Gas companies will increase the bill more than 5% for profit and they look good on helping environment and don't lose the profit and we will still have to pay for it.

Stupid. They should be investing in wind turbine solar energy or things like that which doesn't need gas / oil / coal or any fossill fuel for energy.

But what do we know.

newpostie · Post by **newpostie** » 07 May 2008, 17:04

ang give out free candles instead of light bulbs..

apple · Post by **apple** » 07 May 2008, 18:43

just seen a letter this morning that the DOOM had, the ones sent out by pc coms for EON have no return address on them so it said where to send them, this is the best bit though
it read "moving forward the company has agreed to place the return address on the back, this however is too late for the 200,000 that have just been sent out"

don't know weather to laugh or cry!
FFS!

sevenandseven · Post by **sevenandseven** » 08 May 2008, 16:42

http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/pages/liv ... ge_id=1965

From the contents of this article it would seem not advisable to drop 200,000 of these bulbs!

Post by **TrueBlueTerrier** » 08 May 2008, 16:53

sevenandseven wrote:http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/pages/liv ... ge_id=1965

From the contents of this article it would seem not advisable to drop 200,000 of these bulbs!

from that page

Stormproof · Post by **Stormproof** » 08 May 2008, 20:56

Had a customer come into Callers yesterday to collect some light bulbs, he was blind

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BRITISH GAS

Head Baskets.....