advice for managers on delivery

[baglady]

with the prospect of our walks being delivered by managers becoming a reality, i thought that the least i could do would be to offer them the same advice that we were given during a particularly hilarious WTL session of last summer.
remember to apply sunscreen before leaving the office and wear a sunhat. [aye well, sound enough, i suppose]
remember to drink lots of water to avoid dehydration. [carrying a coupla litres shouldn't be a problem as the mail is lighter in summer and don't worry if there are no toilets on your walk coz the posties manage without them].
and my particular favourite - remember to alter your walk on sunny days so that you can make the most of the shade [ ???}
oh, and remember not to take more than three and a half hours to do this, otherwise, it may result in a performance issue.
that's about it then, after all it's not rocket science, so let's be careful out there and good luck coz your gonna feckin need it!

[POSTMAN]

That's very good
I'll leave this in here for the mo for the lurkers out there

[L Tommo]

HAHAHAHAHAH CLASSIC., THE SUN AND SHADE BIT...... OHHH YEH I WILL DODGE THE RAIN WHEN THAT COMES AS WELL..

WE AINT FECKING MARY AND MARK POPPINS YOU KNOW YA BASTARDS!!!!!!!!

"""A SPOON FULL OF BULLSHITE MAKES THE YES VOTE GO UP!! THE YES VOTE GO UP THE YES VOTE GO UP"!"""

IN THE MOST DELIGHTFUL WAY!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH SING THAT YA PINK SHIRTED BALD w****r!!!

OUT

THE OLD BAMBOO!!!

[baglady]

HAHAHAHAHAH CLASSIC., THE SUN AND SHADE BIT...... OHHH YEH I WILL DODGE THE RAIN WHEN THAT COMES AS WELL..

WE AINT FECKING MARY AND MARK POPPINS YOU KNOW YA BASTARDS!!!!!!!!

"""A SPOON FULL OF BULLSHITE MAKES THE YES VOTE GO UP!! THE YES VOTE GO UP THE YES VOTE GO UP"!"""

IN THE MOST DELIGHTFUL WAY!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH SING THAT YA PINK SHIRTED BALD w****r!!!

OUT

THE OLD BAMBOO!!!

nice one l tommo- and not a hint of old dick's sowf lahndhan accent- marv'lous!

[baglady]

with the prospect of our walks being delivered by managers becoming a reality, i thought that the least i could do would be to offer them the same advice that we were given during a particularly hilarious WTL session of last summer.
remember to apply sunscreen before leaving the office and wear a sunhat. [aye well, sound enough, i suppose]
remember to drink lots of water to avoid dehydration. [carrying a coupla litres shouldn't be a problem as the mail is lighter in summer and don't worry if there are no toilets on your walk coz the posties manage without them].
and my particular favourite - remember to alter your walk on sunny days so that you can make the most of the shade [ ???}
oh, and remember not to take more than three and a half hours to do this, otherwise, it may result in a performance issue.
that's about it then, after all it's not rocket science, so let's be careful out there and good luck coz your gonna feckin need it!

[DGP1]

Yer Gettin back to top form ,I had forgotten that WTL is that the one where showed us those stupid floppy sun hats

I've got one of those summer hats but it doesn't fit which is a good job because it makes me look like a prick

[baglady]

Yer Gettin back to top form ,I had forgotten that WTL is that the one where showed us those stupid floppy sun hats

YES! Funny how they didn't quite catch on

[BELIAL]

I like mine

[baglady]

Good for you Belial! I'm sure you'll look like a lovely blue sunflower- just don't turn your face to the sun- it's against RM advice! See this months' Courier' Wot a joke! On one hand, they're saying, keep outa the sun then on the other, they're trying to force us to submit ourselves to hottest part of the day with late starts! Anyway, you , wear your sunhat with pride Brother! - they're better than the ' deputy dawg ones!

[DGP1]

Good for you Belial! I'm sure you'll look like a lovely blue sunflower- just don't turn your face to the sun- it's against RM advice! See this months' Courier' Wot a joke! On one hand, they're saying, keep outa the sun then on the other, they're trying to force us to submit ourselves to hottest part of the day with late starts! Anyway, you , wear your sunhat with pride Brother! - they're better than the ' deputy dawg ones!

I want one of these