THE ART OF MANAGEMENT

k979aaa · Post by **k979aaa** » 07 Apr 2008, 21:00

BULLS*IT for that is the art of management as often as you can and if you get caught out BULLS*IT some more in fact BULLS*IT some more and you may become a DOM = KING OF BULLS*IT do it some more you know it make's sense and even though you are dense and lack common sense BULLS*IT has seen you through may be it will take you as far as these two :lfo & :cfo.

pinstripe · Post by **pinstripe** » 07 Apr 2008, 21:40

That would be funny if it wasn't true.

leiwolf · Post by **leiwolf** » 08 Apr 2008, 11:24

The is an art to management? I thought RM managers just Shafted people, lied, bully, imtimidated, pooed onm people, stitched them up and discriminated against disable people.

******Disclaimer********Just so you know libel is when someone write untruth and slander is spoken, the is no untruth their what soever, I happened to be discriminated against, my mate was stitched up and everyone can vertified the others. I am in my rights to tell my side of the story no matter what rm says.

dogfood · Post by **dogfood** » 08 Apr 2008, 16:22

A turkey was chatting with a bull.

'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story:
Bull s**t might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

dogfood · Post by **dogfood** » 08 Apr 2008, 16:24

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.

A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'
The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

kay_thebigbird · Post by **kay_thebigbird** » 08 Apr 2008, 19:03

[quote="leiwolf"]The is an art to management? I thought RM managers just Shafted people, lied, bully, imtimidated, pooed onm people, stitched them up and discriminated against disable people.

DirtyHarry · Post by **DirtyHarry** » 08 Apr 2008, 19:22

The art of management, RM stylie.....................Definately should be hanging in the Tate modern, and then firebombed..........I loathe modern art with
a passion.

simply_the_best · Post by **simply_the_best** » 09 Apr 2008, 20:58

Not just any old lie either, bloody whoppers said with a straight face made up in an instant, mines an expert, must be some course they go on

DGP1 · Post by **DGP1** » 09 Apr 2008, 21:04

As any politician knows, the only lies that are worth telling are the big ones like the cheque's in the post and I do love you

yorkie13 · Post by **yorkie13** » 10 Apr 2008, 19:58

Q:how do you know when a DOM is lying?

A:he opens his mouth