DONKEYS CHARTER

k979aaa · Post by **k979aaa** » 04 Apr 2008, 18:27

Donkeys at blackpool beach are from to day covered by a new charter amongst other thing's the key point's are 1 The right to work only six day's a week 2 The right to a one hour break 3 The right not to carry no more than eight stone ( 50.8 kg ) in weight!. Now even donkey's in blackpool have better working condition's than the postmen/postwomen of this very land!. While ROYALMAIL continue's to degrade working condition's to less than donkey's in blackpool!. ROYALMAIL SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF IT'S RECORD THIS IS 2008 NOT 1838!.

DGP1 · Post by **DGP1** » 04 Apr 2008, 18:32

Well that rules out getting donkeys to help us carry our mail but on a lighter note maybe any posties who live near a resort could hire themselves out to carry kids up and down the beaches

Wilbur Spoons · Post by **Wilbur Spoons** » 04 Apr 2008, 18:34

disgruntledpostie1 wrote:Well that rules out getting donkeys to help us carry our mail but on a lighter note maybe any posties who live near a resort could hire themselves out to carry kids up and down the beaches

Got to be better than what we do now.

k979aaa · Post by **k979aaa** » 04 Apr 2008, 18:37

disgruntledpostie1 wrote:Well that rules out getting donkeys to help us carry our mail but on a lighter note maybe any posties who live near a resort could hire themselves out to carry kids up and down the beaches

Don't give :cfo & :lfo any idea's!.

DGP1 · Post by **DGP1** » 04 Apr 2008, 18:39

k979aaa wrote:
disgruntledpostie1 wrote:Well that rules out getting donkeys to help us carry our mail but on a lighter note maybe any posties who live near a resort could hire themselves out to carry kids up and down the beaches
Don't give :cfo & :lfo any idea's!.

Oh crap!!! That'll be phase 4 then (total flexibility)

k979aaa · Post by **k979aaa** » 04 Apr 2008, 18:53

disgruntledpostie1 wrote:
k979aaa wrote:
disgruntledpostie1 wrote:Well that rules out getting donkeys to help us carry our mail but on a lighter note maybe any posties who live near a resort could hire themselves out to carry kids up and down the beaches
Don't give :cfo & :lfo any idea's!.
Oh crap!!! That'll be phase 4 then (total flexibility)

Then we would be all beast's of burden but wait one moment no one would vote for that i mean what kind of ASS would vote for it!.

norbert · Post by **norbert** » 04 Apr 2008, 19:19

k979aaa wrote:Donkeys at blackpool beach are from to day covered by a new charter amongst other thing's the key point's are 1 The right to work only six day's a week 2 The right to a one hour break 3 The right not to carry no more than eight stone ( 50.8 kg ) in weight!. Now even donkey's in blackpool have better working condition's than the postmen/postwomen of this very land!. While ROYALMAIL continue's to degrade working condition's to less than donkey's in blackpool!. ROYALMAIL SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF IT'S RECORD THIS IS 2008 NOT 1838!.

that rules out Billy Hayes then !, eight stone would be the weight of either his belly or all the trays of pies , crisps ,burgers , chips and coke , Billy would have to bring to Blackpool for sustenance .

Victorian values all right with RM , go to work when it's dark and go home when it's dark+ the forelock tugging and cap doffing they expect .

pinstripe · Post by **pinstripe** » 04 Apr 2008, 20:15

Will the race horses be affected though? I mean will they still start early, race round, finish early so they can give more to RM? Probably.

che-guevara · Post by **che-guevara** » 06 Apr 2008, 09:05

I bet the donkeys in our office don't realise they have new rights.
When i arrive at work they have 60% of their walks thrown up.
They carry at least 8 stone in each pouch.
Never take a break.
Then the beasts of burden haul their 8 stone bags to their carts, (sorry, typo, i meant cars).
It sickens me, that humans struggle to get a driving license, yet the DVLA give them out to Donkeys.
When i arrive at work I will call all the donkeys & inform them of their new charter.
:lfo
:cfo

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