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[SMS1969]

Got a £50 voucher which will help pay for the big Turkey…
I don’t like the fact that it’s awarded in front of everyone, they should do it discreetly.

I assume you gave the kiss of life to a Labrador that you rescued from a canal and then returned it to its grateful owner by foot, dripping wet, but still managed to deliver her Christmas cards to her, all nice and dry? Anything less and it’s a fix.

Just doing my job but I don’t want recognition for it in front of others and I told the manager so.

[TooManyLoops]

An umbrella today! The poor sod who won it looked gutted!

The brolley looked like it was from the £ shop

[spaceman07]

I can't believe any of you even care. It's passed by almost unnoticed in our office.

My thoughts entirely the crap people talk about lol

[HTPostman]

There’s been a few prizes here:

*An Alexa that only says ‘if anything, dispatch times will become later.’
*A packet of Dave Ward’s favourite biscuits (chocolate hobnobs).
*A ‘Where’s Walshy’ puzzle book. You’re best waiting 10 months between puzzles.
*An alarm clock, that wakes you up with ‘please apply the handbrake before leaving the bed.’
*Sudoku, but based on your latest payslip.
*A new postal bag. Made 0.5cm too small though so you can’t hook it on your LWT.
*A half and half EP Group/CWU scarf.
*An ‘I luv RM’ Christmas jumper, with the ‘Luv’ part made out of genuine gold. Ideal for those (new contract) posties earning £1000 a week.
*A ticket to the D2D payment panto; ‘it’s a payment for delivering door 2 doors…..oh no it isn’t……oh yes it is.’

Am touched that you thought of me in your prize-giving. You’re a real sweetheart xxx

I try my best. Everyone is included, even me