Offices 'officially' in trouble?

[POSTMAN]

We're sorry for any inconvenience and thank you for your understanding. We will regularly update customers on the offices most impacted here:

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1.) Altrincham DO (WA13, WA14 and WA15)
2.) Andover DO (SP9, SP10 and SP11)
3.) Auchterarder SUDO (PH3 and PH4)
4.) Crieff DO (PH5, PH6 and PH7)
5.) Deal DO (CT14)
6.) Dunstable DO (LU5 and LU6)
7.) New Malden DO (KT3)
8.) Sturminster Newton DO (DT10)
9.) West Kensington DO (W14)
10.) West Mersea SUDO (CO5)
11.) Wrington SPDO (BS40)

Units that report three consecutive days of 30% of DPs failing USO gets you on the list and public RM service disruption website. Then you need three consecutive days below 30% to get off the list (well below and back to stable USO)

The 11-cell is a self-dual abstract 4-polytope with 11 vertices, 55 edges, 55 triangular faces, and 11 hemi-icosahedral cells.

[Mr Rush]

While I don't have the time to literally count all the DPs that have failed, a quick walk round the 72 frames revealed 14 full walks didn't go out and another 19 only half-cleared or thereabouts, plus half a dozen cut-off loops. Similar numbers all this week, and by my rough calculations we've been over 30% for three consecutive days.

Now, these are admittedly estimates and there's probably enough of a margin of error that we could be under the magic 30%. Previous weeks were I've done this have yielded a consistent 20-25% which is reflective of the number of people whose names will not appear on the seniority list the next time it's printed. Still, the trend is upward!

[POSTMAN]

We're sorry for any inconvenience and thank you for your understanding. We will regularly update customers on the offices most impacted here:

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1.) Andover DO (SP9, SP10 and SP11)
2.) Auchterarder SUDO (PH3 and PH4)
3.) Crieff DO (PH5, PH6 and PH7)
4.) New Malden DO (KT3)
5.) West Kensington DO (W14)
6.) Wrington SPDO (BS40)


Units that report three consecutive days of 30% of DPs failing USO gets you on the list and public RM service disruption website. Then you need three consecutive days below 30% to get off the list (well below and back to stable USO)

In four dimensions, there are a total of six convex regular polytopes: the 5-cell, 8-cell, 16-cell, 24-cell, 120-cell, and 600-cell.

[POSTMAN]

We're sorry for any inconvenience and thank you for your understanding. We will regularly update customers on the offices most impacted here:

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1.)Andover DO (SP9, SP10 and SP11)
2.)Auchterarder SUDO (PH3 and PH4)
3.)Crieff DO (PH5, PH6 and PH7)
4.)Wrington SPDO (BS40)

Units that report three consecutive days of 30% of DPs failing USO gets you on the list and public RM service disruption website. Then you need three consecutive days below 30% to get off the list (well below and back to stable USO)

Four is the highest degree general polynomial equation for which there is a solution in radicals.

[Mr Rush]

I don't believe it's down to four. I really don't.

20 entire walks didn't go out today! That alone is a certified quarter of DPs in the office before you add on the substantial number of partial failures.

Shouldn't the union be asking for reps to independently count the failures? I remember our reps taking a photo of a failed duty for evidence years ago due to absurd lapsing demands coming from upper management. I guess it was a bigger deal back in the halcyon days of 2018.

Speaking of lapsing, the thesaurus offers 'prelapsarian' as an alternative to halcyon - "Of, or relating to the period of innocence before the Fall of man; innocent, unspoiled."

[SpacePhoenix]

I don't believe it's down to four. I really don't.

20 entire walks didn't go out today! That alone is a certified quarter of DPs in the office before you add on the substantial number of partial failures.

Shouldn't the union be asking for reps to independently count the failures? I remember our reps taking a photo of a failed duty for evidence years ago due to absurd lapsing demands coming from upper management. I guess it was a bigger deal back in the halcyon days of 2018.

Speaking of lapsing, the thesaurus offers 'prelapsarian' as an alternative to halcyon - "Of, or relating to the period of innocence before the Fall of man; innocent, unspoiled."

I suspect that if I put the names of every last DO into a hat and drew a dozen out, all of them would "unofficially" be in trouble

[postslippete]

Most of our walks have loops left in them but they are not classed as 'failures'. I mean come on, if there are 3 or 4 loops left in the frame or brought back from the day before - why has that not failed?? If our managers and reps are classing that as non-failure's (which I believe they are) then it's obvious that they are fudging the figures and using creative management to reach the desired Quality of Service.

We need Panorama to come in and reveal exactly what is going on inside delivery offices

[POSTMAN]

We're sorry for any inconvenience and thank you for your understanding. We will regularly update customers on the offices most impacted here:

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1.) Crieff DO (PH5, PH6 and PH7)
2.) Glastonbury DO (BA6 and BA16)
3.) Hailsham DO (BN27)
4.) Margate DO (CT7, CT8 and CT9)
5.) Oxford East DO (OX3, OX4, OX33, OX44 and OX49)
6.) Wrington SPDO (BS40)

Units that report three consecutive days of 30% of DPs failing USO gets you on the list and public RM service disruption website. Then you need three consecutive days below 30% to get off the list (well below and back to stable USO)

In the classification of finite simple groups, twenty of twenty-six sporadic groups in the happy family are part of three families of groups which divide the order of the friendly giant, the largest sporadic group.

[POSTMAN]

We're sorry for any inconvenience and thank you for your understanding. We will regularly update customers on the offices most impacted here:

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1.) Clevedon DO (BS21)
2.) Glastonbury DO (BA6 and BA16)
3.) Hailsham DO (BN27)
4.) Margate DO (CT7, CT8 and CT9)
5.) Oxford East DO (OX3, OX4, OX33, OX44 and OX49)
6.) Wrington SPDO (BS40)

Units that report three consecutive days of 30% of DPs failing USO gets you on the list and public RM service disruption website. Then you need three consecutive days below 30% to get off the list (well below and back to stable USO)

There are 6 non-equivalent ways in which 100 can be expressed as the sum of two prime numbers: (3 + 97), (11 + 89), (17 + 83), (29 + 71), (41 + 59) and (47 + 53).

[Valentina@1]

So no London offices in trouble then?

[POSTMAN]

We're sorry for any inconvenience and thank you for your understanding. We will regularly update customers on the offices most impacted here:

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1.) Auchterarder SUDO (PH3 and PH4)
2.) Clevedon DO (BS21)
3.) Glastonbury DO (BA6 and BA16)
4.) Hailsham DO (BN27)
5.) Margate DO (CT7, CT8 and CT9)
6.) Oxford East DO (OX3, OX4, OX33, OX44 and OX49)
7.) Wrington SPDO (BS40)


Units that report three consecutive days of 30% of DPs failing USO gets you on the list and public RM service disruption website. Then you need three consecutive days below 30% to get off the list (well below and back to stable USO)

There are 7 frieze groups in two dimensions, consisting of symmetries of the plane whose group of translations is isomorphic to the group of integers.

[Mr Rush]

Most of our walks have loops left in them but they are not classed as 'failures'. I mean come on, if there are 3 or 4 loops left in the frame or brought back from the day before - why has that not failed?? If our managers and reps are classing that as non-failure's (which I believe they are) then it's obvious that they are fudging the figures and using creative management to reach the desired Quality of Service.

We're failing well in excess of 30% DPs again this week, though I'm informed that only 900-something DPs are classed as true failures and the other 18 walks that went nowhere are workplan failures - that is, they have a plan where they imagine a fully-staffed office which immediately collapses when faced with reality. So it's a write-off.

[POSTMAN]

We're sorry for any inconvenience and thank you for your understanding. We will regularly update customers on the offices most impacted here:

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1.) Auchterarder SUDO (PH3 and PH4)
2.) Bristol South East DO (BS4 and BS14)
3.) Clevedon DO (BS21)
4.) Hailsham DO (BN27)
5.) Oxford East DO (OX3, OX4, OX33, OX44 and OX49)
6.) West Byfleet DO (KT14)
7.) Wrington SPDO (BS40)
8.) Yatton SUDO (BS49)

Units that report three consecutive days of 30% of DPs failing USO gets you on the list and public RM service disruption website. Then you need three consecutive days below 30% to get off the list (well below and back to stable USO)

Vertex-transitive semiregular polytopes whose facets are finite exist up through the 8th dimension.

[POSTMAN]

We're sorry for any inconvenience and thank you for your understanding. We will regularly update customers on the offices most impacted here:

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1.) Bristol South East DO (BS4 and BS14)
2.) Clevedon DO (BS21)
3.) Oxford East DO (OX3, OX4, OX33, OX44 and OX49)
4.) Swaffham DO (PE32, PE33 and PE37)
5.) West Byfleet DO (KT14)
6.) Wrington SPDO (BS40)
7.) Yatton SUDO (BS49)

Units that report three consecutive days of 30% of DPs failing USO gets you on the list and public RM service disruption website. Then you need three consecutive days below 30% to get off the list (well below and back to stable USO)

There are 7 frieze groups in two dimensions, consisting of symmetries of the plane whose group of translations is isomorphic to the group of integers.

[ted_e_bear]

Guess that's this week's £25 national bonus already f****d then