the transformation site is something else , a realistic plastic Jack & Danny to hide your maleness. . Jesus !, still those tortured souls are more to be pitied than scorned and it stops you thinking life is complicated .
Some of the boys fitted up this lad for being arsey with "Rachel " when he was trollied in a night club , Rachel apparently had rubber tits but he/she has had the operation now . Anyway that lad got a shock in the car park with Rachel , don't think anybody has found one of those in a thong except for Victoria Beckham . Bet that lad sobered up fast and ran a mile .
Barbara out of the League of Gentlemen is based on a real person at Leyland Train station , there used to be this tall bloke with hands like shovels and size 10 feet in a skirt & wig , one of them , can't remember which one from the League of Gentlemen used to live in Euxton near Chorley , Darwen & Bacup was used as inspiration as well , you get places where the locals are a bit insular and er , strange . Some of it goes back to World War 1 as there was that many men used as a cannon fodder so the gene pool was a bit shallow afterwards .
It was unbelievable how many mental hospitals there used to be in Lancashire because of this inbreeding . I'm sure many were transfered to RM when the Tories started to close those places down and let their mates cash in on those properties for housing .
Leyland is full of charity shops staffed by these mad , dotty old ladies like those two in The League of Gentlemen .
Spoke to a ex Telecom Engineer he said he could remember seeing this strange looking woman with a 7 o'clock shadow in Leyland , BT had all the blokes in for counselling as Joe had decided to be Joanne , apparently Joe had been one of the boys and the staff found it strange seeing him as Joanne .
MURDERERS. Need to dispose of a body? Simply parcel it up and post it to yourself via DHL. You will never see it again.
