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Every day, the Royal mail recieves thousand of letters. The Queen sifts through each and every one of these, by hand. She's included a list of some of the most interesting items she's discovered: Several packets of anthrax
Over a billion letters addressed to Santa (all delivered to the north pole)
A russian mail-order bride
A total of £76,448.54 (collected from things such as birthday cards)
A dead cat
So keep on moving, moving, moving your feet
Keep on shuf-shuf-shuffling to this ghost dance beat
Just keep on walking down never ending streets
Illegitimi non carborundum
Keep on shuf-shuf-shuffling to this ghost dance beat
Just keep on walking down never ending streets
Illegitimi non carborundum
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Postal strikes
Every so often, because of unfair working conditions, the queen calls an airstrike on random national landmarks all around the globe. These consist of dropping large amounts of letters and postmen on them, causing them to collapse under the weight.
Every so often, because of unfair working conditions, the queen calls an airstrike on random national landmarks all around the globe. These consist of dropping large amounts of letters and postmen on them, causing them to collapse under the weight.
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