This has been done on footy sites I read. Someone starts a poem off with a couple of lines & then other people add a couple of their own, it can be very funny.
READ THE LAST POST FOR THE LATEST,SAVES GOING THROUGH THE WHOLE LOT.
A Postmans day is not much fun
to finish on time you have to run
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Postmans poem
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Beforenineoclockgoodone
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Postmans poem
Last edited by POSTMAN on 29 Aug 2010, 12:12, edited 1 time in total.
Reason: READ THE LAST POST FOR THE LATEST,SAVES GOING THROUGH THE WHOLE LOT
Reason: READ THE LAST POST FOR THE LATEST,SAVES GOING THROUGH THE WHOLE LOT
Job & finish
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Carnoustie
- MAIL CENTRES/PROCESSING
- Posts: 793
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staffordtigers
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Beforenineoclockgoodone
- Posts: 186
- Joined: 16 Jul 2007, 12:23
- Location: Cheshire
A Postmans day is not much fun
to finish on time you have to run
And that, my friends, takes great technique
With shoes that barely last a week
Walking the streets with my ipod on
And when it rains, it's not much fun
Coz the packet you've taken the ipod from
has got all wet like a soggy bun
to finish on time you have to run
And that, my friends, takes great technique
With shoes that barely last a week
Walking the streets with my ipod on
And when it rains, it's not much fun
Coz the packet you've taken the ipod from
has got all wet like a soggy bun
Job & finish
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rhino49
- EX ROYAL MAIL
- Posts: 1644
- Joined: 04 Jun 2007, 21:50
- Gender: Male
- Location: At home with my feet up
A Postmans day is not much fun
to finish on time you have to run
And that, my friends, takes great technique
With shoes that barely last a week
Walking the streets with my ipod on
And when it rains, it's not much fun
Coz the packet you've taken the ipod from
has got all wet like a soggy bun
My bladders bursting for a pee
I'll ask advice from RMC
to finish on time you have to run
And that, my friends, takes great technique
With shoes that barely last a week
Walking the streets with my ipod on
And when it rains, it's not much fun
Coz the packet you've taken the ipod from
has got all wet like a soggy bun
My bladders bursting for a pee
I'll ask advice from RMC
We wish to serve - but we will not be servile
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L Tommo
- Posts: 3165
- Joined: 06 Feb 2007, 09:43
- Gender: Male
- Location: WATCHING YOU WATCHING ME!
Poem:
A Postmans day is not much fun
to finish on time you have to run
And that, my friends, takes great technique
With shoes that barely last a week
Walking the streets with my ipod on
And when it rains, it's not much fun
Coz the packet you've taken the ipod from
has got all wet like a soggy bun
My bladders bursting for a pee
I'll ask advice from RMC....?
RMC do squarely say "piss ya self
and carry on." Its the Big book of Al's we all read from...
A Postmans day is not much fun
to finish on time you have to run
And that, my friends, takes great technique
With shoes that barely last a week
Walking the streets with my ipod on
And when it rains, it's not much fun
Coz the packet you've taken the ipod from
has got all wet like a soggy bun
My bladders bursting for a pee
I'll ask advice from RMC....?
RMC do squarely say "piss ya self
and carry on." Its the Big book of Al's we all read from...
L TOMMO.... ILLEGITIMIS NON CARBORUNDUM........
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bertie
- Posts: 77
- Joined: 10 Aug 2007, 21:55
A Postmans day is not much fun
to finish on time you have to run
And that, my friends, takes great technique
With shoes that barely last a week
Walking the streets with my ipod on
And when it rains, it's not much fun
Coz the packet you've taken the ipod from
has got all wet like a soggy bun
My bladders bursting for a pee
I'll ask advice from RMC....?
RMC do squarely say "piss ya self
and carry on." Its the Big book of Al's we all read from...
Done me recordeds,specials,packets,door-to-door
Best rush back to do a half hour more
to finish on time you have to run
And that, my friends, takes great technique
With shoes that barely last a week
Walking the streets with my ipod on
And when it rains, it's not much fun
Coz the packet you've taken the ipod from
has got all wet like a soggy bun
My bladders bursting for a pee
I'll ask advice from RMC....?
RMC do squarely say "piss ya self
and carry on." Its the Big book of Al's we all read from...
Done me recordeds,specials,packets,door-to-door
Best rush back to do a half hour more
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coaster
- Posts: 105
- Joined: 03 Jan 2008, 20:52
A Postmans day is not much fun
to finish on time you have to run
And that, my friends, takes great technique
With shoes that barely last a week
Walking the streets with my ipod on
And when it rains, it's not much fun
Coz the packet you've taken the ipod from
has got all wet like a soggy bun
My bladders bursting for a pee
I'll ask advice from RMC....?
RMC do squarely say "piss ya self
and carry on." Its the Big book of Al's we all read from...
Done me recordeds,specials,packets,door-to-door
Best rush back to do a half hour more
Because the DOM says i'm taking far to long
The walk he mutters, I must be doing all wrong
to finish on time you have to run
And that, my friends, takes great technique
With shoes that barely last a week
Walking the streets with my ipod on
And when it rains, it's not much fun
Coz the packet you've taken the ipod from
has got all wet like a soggy bun
My bladders bursting for a pee
I'll ask advice from RMC....?
RMC do squarely say "piss ya self
and carry on." Its the Big book of Al's we all read from...
Done me recordeds,specials,packets,door-to-door
Best rush back to do a half hour more
Because the DOM says i'm taking far to long
The walk he mutters, I must be doing all wrong
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rhino49
- EX ROYAL MAIL
- Posts: 1644
- Joined: 04 Jun 2007, 21:50
- Gender: Male
- Location: At home with my feet up
A Postmans day is not much fun
to finish on time you have to run
And that, my friends, takes great technique
With shoes that barely last a week
Walking the streets with my ipod on
And when it rains, it's not much fun
Coz the packet you've taken the ipod from
has got all wet like a soggy bun
My bladders bursting for a pee
I'll ask advice from RMC....?
RMC do squarely say "piss ya self
and carry on." Its the Big book of Al's we all read from...
Done me recordeds,specials,packets,door-to-door
Best rush back to do a half hour more
Because the DOM says i'm taking far to long
The walk he mutters, I must be doing all wrong
Oh it's not wrong - hand me a docket
It's off your bonus and in my pocket
to finish on time you have to run
And that, my friends, takes great technique
With shoes that barely last a week
Walking the streets with my ipod on
And when it rains, it's not much fun
Coz the packet you've taken the ipod from
has got all wet like a soggy bun
My bladders bursting for a pee
I'll ask advice from RMC....?
RMC do squarely say "piss ya self
and carry on." Its the Big book of Al's we all read from...
Done me recordeds,specials,packets,door-to-door
Best rush back to do a half hour more
Because the DOM says i'm taking far to long
The walk he mutters, I must be doing all wrong
Oh it's not wrong - hand me a docket
It's off your bonus and in my pocket
We wish to serve - but we will not be servile
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TrueBlueTerrier
- FORUM ADMINISTRATOR
- Posts: 72594
- Joined: 30 Dec 2006, 10:29
- Gender: Male
- Location: On my couch
A Postmans day is not much fun
to finish on time you have to run
And that, my friends, takes great technique
With shoes that barely last a week
Walking the streets with my ipod on
And when it rains, it's not much fun
Coz the packet you've taken the ipod from
has got all wet like a soggy bun
My bladders bursting for a pee
I'll ask advice from RMC....?
RMC do squarely say "piss ya self
and carry on." Its the Big book of Al's we all read from...
Done me recordeds,specials,packets,door-to-door
Best rush back to do a half hour more
Because the DOM says i'm taking far to long
The walk he mutters, I must be doing all wrong
Oh it's not wrong - hand me a docket
It's off your bonus and in my pocket
Managers to strike is the tale
In reality, Primark have a Sale
to finish on time you have to run
And that, my friends, takes great technique
With shoes that barely last a week
Walking the streets with my ipod on
And when it rains, it's not much fun
Coz the packet you've taken the ipod from
has got all wet like a soggy bun
My bladders bursting for a pee
I'll ask advice from RMC....?
RMC do squarely say "piss ya self
and carry on." Its the Big book of Al's we all read from...
Done me recordeds,specials,packets,door-to-door
Best rush back to do a half hour more
Because the DOM says i'm taking far to long
The walk he mutters, I must be doing all wrong
Oh it's not wrong - hand me a docket
It's off your bonus and in my pocket
Managers to strike is the tale
In reality, Primark have a Sale
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Beforenineoclockgoodone
- Posts: 186
- Joined: 16 Jul 2007, 12:23
- Location: Cheshire
A Postmans day is not much fun
to finish on time you have to run
And that, my friends, takes great technique
With shoes that barely last a week
Walking the streets with my ipod on
And when it rains, it's not much fun
Coz the packet you've taken the ipod from
has got all wet like a soggy bun
My bladders bursting for a pee
I'll ask advice from RMC....?
RMC do squarely say "piss ya self
and carry on." Its the Big book of Al's we all read from...
Done me recordeds,specials,packets,door-to-door
Best rush back to do a half hour more
Because the DOM says i'm taking far to long
The walk he mutters, I must be doing all wrong
Oh it's not wrong - hand me a docket
It's off your bonus and in my pocket
Managers to strike is the tale
In reality, Primark have a Sale
Beware this weekend there's gonna be a gale
And a good result today by The Dale
to finish on time you have to run
And that, my friends, takes great technique
With shoes that barely last a week
Walking the streets with my ipod on
And when it rains, it's not much fun
Coz the packet you've taken the ipod from
has got all wet like a soggy bun
My bladders bursting for a pee
I'll ask advice from RMC....?
RMC do squarely say "piss ya self
and carry on." Its the Big book of Al's we all read from...
Done me recordeds,specials,packets,door-to-door
Best rush back to do a half hour more
Because the DOM says i'm taking far to long
The walk he mutters, I must be doing all wrong
Oh it's not wrong - hand me a docket
It's off your bonus and in my pocket
Managers to strike is the tale
In reality, Primark have a Sale
Beware this weekend there's gonna be a gale
And a good result today by The Dale
Job & finish
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Carnoustie
- MAIL CENTRES/PROCESSING
- Posts: 793
- Joined: 31 Jan 2007, 22:00
A Postmans day is not much fun
to finish on time you have to run
And that, my friends, takes great technique
With shoes that barely last a week
Walking the streets with my ipod on
And when it rains, it's not much fun
Coz the packet you've taken the ipod from
has got all wet like a soggy bun
My bladders bursting for a pee
I'll ask advice from RMC....?
RMC do squarely say "piss ya self
and carry on." Its the Big book of Al's we all read from...
Done me recordeds,specials,packets,door-to-door
Best rush back to do a half hour more
Because the DOM says i'm taking far to long
The walk he mutters, I must be doing all wrong
Oh it's not wrong - hand me a docket
It's off your bonus and in my pocket
Managers to strike is the tale
In reality, Primark have a Sale
Beware this weekend there's gonna be a gale
And a good result today by The Dale
Those cut-price pensions, proposed by Satan
We'll fight against, so :lfo
to finish on time you have to run
And that, my friends, takes great technique
With shoes that barely last a week
Walking the streets with my ipod on
And when it rains, it's not much fun
Coz the packet you've taken the ipod from
has got all wet like a soggy bun
My bladders bursting for a pee
I'll ask advice from RMC....?
RMC do squarely say "piss ya self
and carry on." Its the Big book of Al's we all read from...
Done me recordeds,specials,packets,door-to-door
Best rush back to do a half hour more
Because the DOM says i'm taking far to long
The walk he mutters, I must be doing all wrong
Oh it's not wrong - hand me a docket
It's off your bonus and in my pocket
Managers to strike is the tale
In reality, Primark have a Sale
Beware this weekend there's gonna be a gale
And a good result today by The Dale
Those cut-price pensions, proposed by Satan
We'll fight against, so :lfo
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L Tommo
- Posts: 3165
- Joined: 06 Feb 2007, 09:43
- Gender: Male
- Location: WATCHING YOU WATCHING ME!
POEM OF A POSTIE
A Postmans day is not much fun
to finish on time you have to run
And that, my friends, takes great technique
With shoes that barely last a week
Walking the streets with my ipod on
And when it rains, it's not much fun
Coz the packet you've taken the ipod from
has got all wet like a soggy bun
My bladders bursting for a pee
I'll ask advice from RMC....?
RMC do squarely say "piss ya self
and carry on." Its the Big book of Al's we all read from...
Done me recordeds,specials,packets,door-to-door
Best rush back to do a half hour more
Because the DOM says i'm taking far to long
The walk he mutters, I must be doing all wrong
Oh it's not wrong - hand me a docket
It's off your bonus and in my pocket
Managers to strike is the tale
In reality, Primark have a Sale
Beware this weekend there's gonna be a gale
And a good result today by The Dale
Those cut-price pensions, proposed by Satan
We'll fight against, so FECK OFF LEIGHTON
TO feck him off would cause much glee
with lil adam tied to a tree,
to finish on time you have to run
And that, my friends, takes great technique
With shoes that barely last a week
Walking the streets with my ipod on
And when it rains, it's not much fun
Coz the packet you've taken the ipod from
has got all wet like a soggy bun
My bladders bursting for a pee
I'll ask advice from RMC....?
RMC do squarely say "piss ya self
and carry on." Its the Big book of Al's we all read from...
Done me recordeds,specials,packets,door-to-door
Best rush back to do a half hour more
Because the DOM says i'm taking far to long
The walk he mutters, I must be doing all wrong
Oh it's not wrong - hand me a docket
It's off your bonus and in my pocket
Managers to strike is the tale
In reality, Primark have a Sale
Beware this weekend there's gonna be a gale
And a good result today by The Dale
Those cut-price pensions, proposed by Satan
We'll fight against, so FECK OFF LEIGHTON
TO feck him off would cause much glee
with lil adam tied to a tree,
L TOMMO.... ILLEGITIMIS NON CARBORUNDUM........
EAST LONDON MAIL CENTER-ISHHHH
EAST LONDON MAIL CENTER-ISHHHH
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Broxi51
- Posts: 1154
- Joined: 30 Jul 2007, 19:04
- Location: Scotland
A Postmans day is not much fun
to finish on time you have to run
And that, my friends, takes great technique
With shoes that barely last a week
Walking the streets with my ipod on
And when it rains, it's not much fun
Coz the packet you've taken the ipod from
has got all wet like a soggy bun
My bladders bursting for a pee
I'll ask advice from RMC....?
RMC do squarely say "piss ya self
and carry on." Its the Big book of Al's we all read from...
Done me recordeds,specials,packets,door-to-door
Best rush back to do a half hour more
Because the DOM says i'm taking far to long
The walk he mutters, I must be doing all wrong
Oh it's not wrong - hand me a docket
It's off your bonus and in my pocket
Managers to strike is the tale
In reality, Primark have a Sale
Beware this weekend there's gonna be a gale
And a good result today by The Dale
Those cut-price pensions, proposed by Satan
We'll fight against, so FECK OFF LEIGHTON
TO feck him off would cause much glee
with lil adam tied to a tree,
Heavier bags and falling mail
Somethings wrong with Royal Fail
to finish on time you have to run
And that, my friends, takes great technique
With shoes that barely last a week
Walking the streets with my ipod on
And when it rains, it's not much fun
Coz the packet you've taken the ipod from
has got all wet like a soggy bun
My bladders bursting for a pee
I'll ask advice from RMC....?
RMC do squarely say "piss ya self
and carry on." Its the Big book of Al's we all read from...
Done me recordeds,specials,packets,door-to-door
Best rush back to do a half hour more
Because the DOM says i'm taking far to long
The walk he mutters, I must be doing all wrong
Oh it's not wrong - hand me a docket
It's off your bonus and in my pocket
Managers to strike is the tale
In reality, Primark have a Sale
Beware this weekend there's gonna be a gale
And a good result today by The Dale
Those cut-price pensions, proposed by Satan
We'll fight against, so FECK OFF LEIGHTON
TO feck him off would cause much glee
with lil adam tied to a tree,
Heavier bags and falling mail
Somethings wrong with Royal Fail
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brothermagrew
- Posts: 3015
- Joined: 06 Aug 2007, 16:38
- Gender: Male
- Location: Shares a border with England to the south.
A Postmans day is not much fun
to finish on time you have to run
And that, my friends, takes great technique
With shoes that barely last a week
Walking the streets with my ipod on
And when it rains, it's not much fun
Coz the packet you've taken the ipod from
has got all wet like a soggy bun
My bladders bursting for a pee
I'll ask advice from RMC....?
RMC do squarely say "piss ya self
and carry on." Its the Big book of Al's we all read from...
Done me recordeds,specials,packets,door-to-door
Best rush back to do a half hour more
Because the DOM says i'm taking far to long
The walk he mutters, I must be doing all wrong
Oh it's not wrong - hand me a docket
It's off your bonus and in my pocket
Managers to strike is the tale
In reality, Primark have a Sale
Beware this weekend there's gonna be a gale
And a good result today by The Dale
Those cut-price pensions, proposed by Satan
We'll fight against, so FECK OFF LEIGHTON
TO feck him off would cause much glee
with lil adam tied to a tree,
Heavier bags and falling mail
Somethings wrong with Royal Fail
New start time balony and inward preps
Pray GOD our Union protects our reps
to finish on time you have to run
And that, my friends, takes great technique
With shoes that barely last a week
Walking the streets with my ipod on
And when it rains, it's not much fun
Coz the packet you've taken the ipod from
has got all wet like a soggy bun
My bladders bursting for a pee
I'll ask advice from RMC....?
RMC do squarely say "piss ya self
and carry on." Its the Big book of Al's we all read from...
Done me recordeds,specials,packets,door-to-door
Best rush back to do a half hour more
Because the DOM says i'm taking far to long
The walk he mutters, I must be doing all wrong
Oh it's not wrong - hand me a docket
It's off your bonus and in my pocket
Managers to strike is the tale
In reality, Primark have a Sale
Beware this weekend there's gonna be a gale
And a good result today by The Dale
Those cut-price pensions, proposed by Satan
We'll fight against, so FECK OFF LEIGHTON
TO feck him off would cause much glee
with lil adam tied to a tree,
Heavier bags and falling mail
Somethings wrong with Royal Fail
New start time balony and inward preps
Pray GOD our Union protects our reps