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Unbelievable Jeff!

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toonshola
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Re: Unbelievable Jeff!

Post by toonshola »

Team! I’ve had a brainwave!
Why not loop the whole office like this, stick some Royal Mail branding on a double decker bus and the whole office can go out together on delivery. Saves fuel instead of using loads of vans and when it’s not busy we can always pop the bus along to the nearest office and take a quarter of their work as lapsing.
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Re: Unbelievable Jeff!

Post by Barnacle »

toonshola wrote:
24 Jan 2023, 21:13
Team! I’ve had a brainwave!
Why not loop the whole office like this, stick some Royal Mail branding on a double decker bus and the whole office can go out together on delivery. Saves fuel instead of using loads of vans and when it’s not busy we can always pop the bus along to the nearest office and take a quarter of their work as lapsing.
Bagsy the backseat 😁
’You can't just ask customers what they want and then try to give that to them. By the time you get it built, they'll want something new.’
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Re: Unbelievable Jeff!

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Barnacle wrote:
24 Jan 2023, 21:20
toonshola wrote:
24 Jan 2023, 21:13
Team! I’ve had a brainwave!
Why not loop the whole office like this, stick some Royal Mail branding on a double decker bus and the whole office can go out together on delivery. Saves fuel instead of using loads of vans and when it’s not busy we can always pop the bus along to the nearest office and take a quarter of their work as lapsing.
Bagsy the backseat 😁
Can you still smoke upstairs?
RTP
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Re: Unbelievable Jeff!

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Computer says......yeees.

Meanwhile in the real world 🙄
RTP
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Re: Unbelievable Jeff!

Post by RTP »

Looks like the rebirth of starburst.
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Re: Unbelievable Jeff!

Post by Trumanity »

Barnacle wrote:
24 Jan 2023, 21:20
toonshola wrote:
24 Jan 2023, 21:13
Team! I’ve had a brainwave!
Why not loop the whole office like this, stick some Royal Mail branding on a double decker bus and the whole office can go out together on delivery. Saves fuel instead of using loads of vans and when it’s not busy we can always pop the bus along to the nearest office and take a quarter of their work as lapsing.
Bagsy the backseat 😁
Stop the bus I want a wee-wee! :chuckle
postie73
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Re: Unbelievable Jeff!

Post by postie73 »

Who on earth would trust Royal Mail to run a stall at a school jumble sale?
norris9
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Re: Unbelievable Jeff!

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Hey Jeff, where is 69 Acacia Road....

Ahhh Bruce, it's somewhere in the middle of the frame over there.
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Re: Unbelievable Jeff!

Post by derricksmyth »

RTP wrote:
24 Jan 2023, 22:26
Looks like the rebirth of starburst.
No Opal Fruits!!
Fannybaws
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Re: Unbelievable Jeff!

Post by Fannybaws »

That looks more like "resource to workload" aka managers saying they need less bodies in that day so either send them home or to another office.

Two tier workforce anyone?
Pidleypoo
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Re: Unbelievable Jeff!

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Isn’t this picture about 7 years old ? I’ve seen it before and that was a while ago.
pieoftheday
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Re: Unbelievable Jeff!

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POSTMAN wrote:
24 Jan 2023, 18:29
327015016_840666170330235_5874551681439210872_n.jpg
When and where is the pic from POSTMAN?
stevejm
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Re: Unbelievable Jeff!

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Paul1983 wrote:
24 Jan 2023, 19:18
Some loops might be 15 mins and some an hour, How on earth can this be fair.

I guess only one "walk" will fail that sounds better on paper.. :roll:
LMFAO !

seriously, this is a recipe for arguments every day, "he's got more than me" "this is longer than that" "this isn't laid out sensibly" and before you know it, we'll all be doing deals - "i'll do that bit if you take this bit"
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Re: Unbelievable Jeff!

Post by sindba »

IPS should be straightfoward tho :thumbup
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Re: Unbelievable Jeff!

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Amazing to think only a few years ago that Covid19 meant everybody had to be socially distanced from each other.


And I guess you would need a decent sized office for this sort of layout otherwise you would all be bumping into each other. Most offices now tend to be cramped because they have closed all the smaller units and thrown them into larger depots
On the face of it, shareholder value is the dumbest idea in the world.