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Shocked postie found me in the buff doing a handstand

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I ’ve had my fair share of ups and downs with blinds,

In my previous abode I had some embarrassing moments with the neighbours when they were out in the communal gardens.

I frequently forgot to draw the blinds as I streaked across from the bathroom to the living room, nearly giving the watching seniors heart attacks.

In my new flat I have those pull-up blinds and so far I’ve managed to freak out the postie who found me upside down in the buff against the window, trying to perfect a handstand.

Apparently doing this gymnastic feat regularly is supposed to make your hair grow quicker.

But the shock was too much for Postman Pat, who now delivers my mail sideways with his back to my window!
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If only all my customers were as accommodating....
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wookie wrote:If only all my customers were as accommodating....

Somewhere to park his bike if the window was open I suppose - though it doesn't say if it was a man or woman - there are distinct possibilities for a tandem. :chuckle
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wookie wrote:If only all my customers were as accommodating....
Only in Pompey. :sad:
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Lounge Lizard wrote:
wookie wrote:If only all my customers were as accommodating....
Only in Pompey. :sad:
Meaning? :evil/mad
How much worse can it get? A LOT F****** WORSE !!!
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Handy if you can't use the letterbox :Very Happy
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Pompey Boy wrote:
Lounge Lizard wrote:
wookie wrote:If only all my customers were as accommodating....
Only in Pompey. :sad:
Meaning? :evil/mad
Meaning I've never known women upside down in the buff against the window trying to perfect a handstand except in good old Portsmouth. :nana :nana :cuppa
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Was she as fit as Rachael Riley , if so can I have your duty or indeed , was it a he ? ugghh!
Why are lino's paid full-time ??
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"But the shock was too much for the postie " I wouldn't mind that every morning . probably better then seeing me partners bum as he gets out the van when he's driving :shock: :shock: :whistle
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maisymoo04 wrote:"But the shock was too much for the postie " I wouldn't mind that every morning . probably better then seeing me partners bum as he gets out the van when he's driving :shock: :shock: :whistle
Only probably :hmmmm
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5plusbonusball wrote:Was she as fit as Rachael Riley , if so can I have your duty or indeed , was it a he ? ugghh!
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