Postie cries foul over language of Times newspaper prankster

[apple]

had a packet once with "mr bum boy" as the name, made me laugh, some one doing it for a joke, no one in so i put that on the 739, made me laugh and made the lads in the room of doom too, when he came for it "oh mr bum boy is it?' lol

[DGP1]

There are lots of names to get offended by.........Paul Mycock, Dan Gleeballs, Tess Tickle etc. but how do people know if they're real names or not?

Mr F**k Off could well be Mr Faulkesov but just badly done.

[Stuart Murray]

edited post.

[Theghost]

I had one only last week,A tracked parcel and a piece of airmail,As he took the packet i said "There's also a letter for you adressed to the biggest Gay f**k in Britain" He was laughing his head off and so was i

[Lounge Lizard]

'Mike Hunt' causes the occasional laugh as do all those postcards of the Cerne Giant.

[Lounge Lizard]

What a loser,Just wanting his 5 minutes of fame.

Am i to believe this toad works in an office where nobody swears?

I find this absolutely ridiculous,What does he do if he gets a rude postcard?

Does he go to bed at 9pm just incase someone swears after the watershed?

He finds that offensive, but rather than keeping it to himself he contacts the Worcester News so that up to 15,000 of their readers are offended too.

[monkeymutha]

Mr Goodey Fu cking Two Shoes

[ElvisGaddafi]

'When Mr Nicholls took his children to see Meet the Fockers he said he couldn’t even say the name of the film.
“I had to call it ‘meet the parents’,” he said'

I, for one, f***ing love this guy!

[briantwigley]

Good to see he broke the official secrets act and went to the papers. Get MI5 on the case

[Lounge Lizard]

'When Mr Nicholls took his children to see Meet the Fockers he said he couldn’t even say the name of the film.
“I had to call it ‘meet the parents’,” he said'

I, for one, f***ing love this guy!

I'm shocked that he took his children to see this film.
Might they not have caught sight of some offensive graffiti on the way to the Worcester cinema ?

[Lounge Lizard]

http://www.worcesternews.co.uk/news/loc ... ranksters/

A WORCESTER postman has spoken of his shock when he discovered a letter in his bag addressed to a Mr F *** Off.

Douglas Nicholls was doing his rounds in Hallow when the large letter appeared.

The experienced postman delivered the letter but couldn’t stop thinking about the offensive language.

The 53-year-old, of Warndon Villages in Worcester, said: “I couldn’t believe it when I saw the address. Even after 32 years working as postman I have never had anything like this.”

Inside the offensive envelope was a promotional Olympic Scrapbook sent out by the Times and Sunday Times.

Mr Nicholls said: “I delivered it at about noon on Friday. But afterwards I started thinking about it and felt even more offended.”

He returned to the house and spoke to the woman living there, who does not wish to be named.

“She told me she had thrown it away as she didn’t order it,” he said. “I asked if I could have it and she got it for me. I was very offended because I never swear. I have been brought up not to swear.”

When Mr Nicholls took his children to see Meet the Fockers he said he couldn’t even say the name of the film.

“I had to call it ‘meet the parents’,” he said. “If I had said the name of the film I would have had to pay my kids £5. That is why it shocked me so much.”

It is thought the rude name made it through the system because the prankster who input the name included a space between the first two letters of the offending word.

A Times and Sunday Times spokesman said: “While we have screening processes in place to ensure offensive language is not used in mailings, it was not picked up in this case because of the letter spacing used in the name.

“We apologise for any upset caused, and we are investigating ways to avoid this situation from occurring in the future.”

From Worcester one might have expected him to appreciate something saucy like this.

[TrueBlueTerrier]

1 post removed as it divulged information which was both of a personal nature and of no value to RMC.

[chooch]

What a loser,Just wanting his 5 minutes of fame.

Am i to believe this toad works in an office where nobody swears?

I find this absolutely ridiculous,What does he do if he gets a rude postcard?

Does he go to bed at 9pm just incase someone swears after the watershed?

He finds that offensive, but rather than keeping it to himself he contacts the Worcester News so that up to 15,000 of their readers are offended too.

As am I now!!

[k979aaa]

Did have one once a while ago Wong man fuc kuw did ask the guy again he said Wong man fuc kuw so I put it in my PDA let him sign and pissed my self laughing as I went a way.

[DGP1]

Did have one once a while ago Wong man fuc kuw did ask the guy again he said Wong man fuc kuw so I put it in my PDA let him sign and pissed my self laughing as I went a way.