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ROYAL MAIL INTRODUCE MUSLIM LOOS
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DGP1
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Re: ROYAL MAIL INTRODUCE MUSLIM LOOS
I'm preparing myself for the zombie invasion, rule number 1 - Cardio
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Re: ROYAL MAIL INTRODUCE MUSLIM LOOS
Drunks can fall in any loo, Now that's taking 'going out on the piss' a little too literally.NWpostie wrote;
@clashcityrocker I can't see an old lady using them or a drunk, they will be falling everywhere in them loos.
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FT if you have time to read the paper then you are not evacuating your bowels quickly enough.fishtank wrote:How do you read the paper and squat?
This may be because you are constipated.
Squatting makes elimination faster, easier and more complete.
And a little more fibre in the diet may aid peristalsis.
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dvbuk55
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No no ccr, we go to the bog to read the newspaper in a bit of piece and quiet, without the wife nagging, having a crap is a bonus but totally unnecessary, you can take a quick crap when the wifes out shopping or on the phone having totally a banal conversation with one of her workmates.clashcityrocker wrote:FT if you have time to read the paper then you are not evacuating your bowels quickly enough.fishtank wrote:How do you read the paper and squat?
This may be because you are constipated.
Squatting makes elimination faster, easier and more complete.
And a little more fibre in the diet may aid peristalsis.
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fishtank
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Is there a relevant performance standard CCR?clashcityrocker wrote: FT if you have time to read the paper then you are not evacuating your bowels quickly enough.
Perhaps Geezer could get hold of the Docs and post them in Downloads under Log Builder V1.3.
If it was all about speed when would people find the time to leave those little anecdotes on the wall.
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Re: ROYAL MAIL INTRODUCE MUSLIM LOOS
may be it saves time and this is just another way of saving money for rm ... dont get comfy get you arse out and deliver or count it as relief
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I know someone who will be well impressed ft, they call him the human chippolata, well in Ireland they dofishtank wrote:Is there a relevant performance standard CCR?clashcityrocker wrote: FT if you have time to read the paper then you are not evacuating your bowels quickly enough.![]()
Perhaps Geezer could get hold of the Docs and post them in Downloads under Log Builder V1.3.
If it was all about speed when would people find the time to leave those little anecdotes on the wall.![]()
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clashcityrocker
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But why FT are you leaving graffiti in the girl's bathroom at the uni library?fishtank wrote:
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dvbuk55
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That's not graffitti ccr, he's advertisingclashcityrocker wrote:But why FT are you leaving graffitti in the girl's bathroom at the uni library?fishtank wrote:
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by NWpostie » Today, 12:28
@clashcityrocker I can't see an old lady using them or a drunk, they will be falling everywhere in them loos.
This is a mail center toilet?

@clashcityrocker I can't see an old lady using them or a drunk, they will be falling everywhere in them loos.
This is a mail center toilet?
I'm a postman-and i know where you live.....
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clashcityrocker
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Does he like them educated then?dvbuk55 wrote:
That's not graffitti ccr, he's advertising
The societies of consumption and squandering of material resources are incompatible with the idea of economic growth and a clean planet.
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dvbuk55
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Oh yes! He says there's one or two of them have taught him a thing or two - one even called him a clever dickclashcityrocker wrote:Does he like them educated then?dvbuk55 wrote:
That's not graffitti ccr, he's advertising
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fishtank wrote:Is there a relevant performance standard CCR?clashcityrocker wrote: FT if you have time to read the paper then you are not evacuating your bowels quickly enough.![]()
Perhaps Geezer could get hold of the Docs and post them in Downloads under Log Builder V1.3.
If it was all about speed when would people find the time to leave those little anecdotes on the wall.![]()
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FT I would of copied the Docs and put them in the download section but as they were paper and i needed to go they got used SORRY!
But i found this link for you.............. Give us a (loo) break - Says TUC http://callingforchange.net/news.aspx
Now who's that on the Loo hiding away
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dvbuk55
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Couldn't possibly be me - both hands on the girlie mag - neverGeezer wrote:fishtank wrote:Is there a relevant performance standard CCR?clashcityrocker wrote: FT if you have time to read the paper then you are not evacuating your bowels quickly enough.![]()
Perhaps Geezer could get hold of the Docs and post them in Downloads under Log Builder V1.3.
If it was all about speed when would people find the time to leave those little anecdotes on the wall.![]()
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FT I would of copied the Docs and put them in the download section but as they were paper and i needed to go they got used SORRY!
But i found this link for you.............. Give us a (loo) break - Says TUC http://callingforchange.net/news.aspx
Now who's that on the Loo hiding away