I'll ask advice from the RMC...?
RMC do squarely say"piss yourself and carry on,
it's the Big book of Al's we all read from"
Done me recordeds, specials, packets,door-to-doors
Best rush back to do a half hour more
Because the DOM say's I'm taking too long
The walk he mutters, I must be doing all wrong
Oh it's not wrong- hand me a docket
It's off your bonus and in my pocket
Managers to strike is the tale
In reality, Primark have a sale
Beware this weekend, there's gonna be a gale
And a good result today, by the Dale
Those cut price pensions proposed by satan
We'll fight against, so FECK OFF LEIGHTON
To feck him off would cause much glee
With lil Ad tied to a tree
Heavier bags and falling mail
Something wrong with Royal Fail
New start time baloney and inward preps
Pray god our union protect our reps
For if they don't then our leaderWard
Should fall heavily upon his sword
24hr contracts make them all flock
Why has this job gone all to cock
To cock you say? I must agree
We flog our guts for Queen and country
So Al and Ad, must understand
We'll FIGHT them both across the land
£400 bonus in our grasp
And 50/50 share I hear you all gasp
All you need is hours for them to save
While you and your mates head towards an early grave
We're not dead yet, up goes a sigh
FOR RMC OUR BATTLE CRY!!!
Slips trips and falls and crapworth footing
RM heads of safety needs a good shooting
You're right there mate
They need a good booting
PPE and high viz have you heard suck like
Of course we have use them on your bike
On your bike or on foot
Don't use your car by hook or by crook
Let the matrix guide your bags
And let us stream the SAGA mags
Vehicle telemetry why oh why
Big Brother's peeking from the sky
And with the PDA's on the way
How to do your walk, they will say
Sneak off early in your car
Rest assured, you WON'T get far
Inward Prepping Speeds don't take the blame
Ask for a larger RM2000 frame
And with new coded machines on their way
Faster, faster your manager says.
Walk further and further in the summer haze
Don't forget your'll get no raise
With dog attacks here and dog bites there
Is it any wonder the dog attack manual isn't postie friendly fare
And then the call of the Chavs "where's me giro"
in which bodily cavity of theres shall I shove my Biro
Ring those bells,knock those knockers
Wake 'em up the lazy fockers
A female shout of I'm just coming from a window on high
And quick as a flash I retort and so am I
Door to Door prep "In YOUR time"
Say it again DOM,your eye will shine!
A manager shouts come join up lads and lasses and get your £400 bonus,
Is this before the geeks up top try to clone us
Blood money again ,didn't we just have some,
Thats twice in a year,my i think we've been done!
The boss says walks during summer are due to lapse
My personal opinion is he's talking out of his ass
Well here we are,it's 2009
And once again,we're on the picket line
The deal we signed in 2007
The bosses thought,they were in heaven
They then thought,we'd just roll over
We said f**k that,for a game of soldiers
Crozier,Higson,your time has come
And boy f**k me,ain't we having fun
unless we stand united on the picket line
we will be wearing an orange uniforms not for fun!
