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RMCtv : Simon Thomson aka Eric Morcambe : "We have the right vans - but not necessarily - in the right - place"
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clashcityrocker
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Re: RMCtv : Simon Thomson aka Eric Morcambe : "We have the right vans - but not necessarily - in the right - place"
There appears to be trouble in Team Paradise.
The societies of consumption and squandering of material resources are incompatible with the idea of economic growth and a clean planet.
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yellowbelly
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Re: RMCtv : Simon Thomson aka Eric Morcambe : "We have the right vans - but not necessarily - in the right - place"
Credit to this manager for putting their head above the parapet and saying how it is.....POSTMAN wrote: ↑01 Dec 2021, 13:49DOM
Trust, transparency and tools to do the job.
We hear and see these words on a regular basis, but when it comes to day to day issues this is not what we often experience.
One current example is hire vehicles - I have now been waiting 6 days for a replacement vehicle following a completely unblameworthy accident - how is this acceptable ? I now have a small rural office with a quarter of their fleet missing on the busiest week of the year.
Simon Thompson, we all know that if your company car was out of action, that you would not be waiting a week for a replacement - and rightly so, as it is an important requirement for the job. So why can we not provide the same level of respect, service and courtesy to our frontline employees?
The very first requirement on the DILO DOM role is accountability, but that is completely lacking in our hire vehicle process. I send a spreadsheet to an anonymous vehicle requests email address, and apart from emailing every day to get an update, that is the end of my involvement with the process - where is the transparency ?
I would love to be accountable for hiring vehicles, as I'm sure most DOM's would - the charges end up with our offices anyway, but that is not the system we have. The only answers I get to my daily emails are that they are waiting on Nexus to source a vehicle (even though Nexus claim on their website to be able to provide vehicles within hours)
I am now in the ridiculous position of having to explain to my employees and customers that Royal Mail cannot provide me with just a single hire vehicle.
So, due to this nonsense, compounded by the issue I already have with being short of peak hire vans as well, my next trust survey score will be appalling - all because of something completely out of my control.
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POSTMAN
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Re: RMCtv : Simon Thomson aka Eric Morcambe : "We have the right vans - but not necessarily - in the right - place"
Good news for you, bad news for DOM's, who will be kacking themselves over the accountability budget...
Simon Thomson
Team - an update on DELIVERY VANS - I don't believe we have got this right - from Monday morning - you will be able to get what you need in a very simple way - from your local supplier - more to come....
ALL extra vans to be returned XMAS eve! 
So hi team, sorry to get you so late on a Friday evening, but I wanted to share something with you about delivery vans.
I don't think we've got this right.
I think you're short.
And I've been hearing the feedback now for too long, and it's now time to act.
So what we're going to do from Monday morning is we're going to make sure that you at a local level, in all of the delivery officers can decide exactly what you want and you can go and source what you want locally.
Now I don't know all the details of the process yet, will know that on Monday morning and the intent of the processes is it's gonna, be super quick and super easy.
But of course, with responsibility comes accountability. and I'm sure you'll understand this as well.
So this new process that will let you know on Monday morning, will apply for the next three weeks.
All of the vans must be returned by Christmas eve, because the insurance cover will not be valid after that.
Ae're going to track the cost of the hire vans as we do for the entire fleet.
And we do want you to consider what you really need and explore the options to use vans as effectively as possible. it might be double usage of the vans on the afternoon, routes, et cetera.
Aut again, vans are tools of the job you are responsible, and the delivery office managers and the local teams you are going to decide what you need.
You are going to be able to source them locally, and we're going to give you a process that's super easy.
so team that, I believe, will help ensure that we can deliver a really great Christmas for our customers.
Simon Thomson
Team - an update on DELIVERY VANS - I don't believe we have got this right - from Monday morning - you will be able to get what you need in a very simple way - from your local supplier - more to come....
So hi team, sorry to get you so late on a Friday evening, but I wanted to share something with you about delivery vans.
I don't think we've got this right.
I think you're short.
And I've been hearing the feedback now for too long, and it's now time to act.
So what we're going to do from Monday morning is we're going to make sure that you at a local level, in all of the delivery officers can decide exactly what you want and you can go and source what you want locally.
Now I don't know all the details of the process yet, will know that on Monday morning and the intent of the processes is it's gonna, be super quick and super easy.
But of course, with responsibility comes accountability. and I'm sure you'll understand this as well.
So this new process that will let you know on Monday morning, will apply for the next three weeks.
All of the vans must be returned by Christmas eve, because the insurance cover will not be valid after that.
Ae're going to track the cost of the hire vans as we do for the entire fleet.
And we do want you to consider what you really need and explore the options to use vans as effectively as possible. it might be double usage of the vans on the afternoon, routes, et cetera.
Aut again, vans are tools of the job you are responsible, and the delivery office managers and the local teams you are going to decide what you need.
You are going to be able to source them locally, and we're going to give you a process that's super easy.
so team that, I believe, will help ensure that we can deliver a really great Christmas for our customers.
I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
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A2B
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Re: RMCtv : Simon Thomson aka Eric Morcambe : "We have the right vans - but not necessarily - in the right - place"
Yes better late than never but this issue should never have arisen.
Now will there be enough vans to source locally and will the need for them cease by the 24th?
Now will there be enough vans to source locally and will the need for them cease by the 24th?
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Clappedoutpostie
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Re: RMCtv : Simon Thomson aka Eric Morcambe : "We have the right vans - but not necessarily - in the right - place"
I’m sure there’s hundreds of hire vans parked up at this time waiting for RM to call 
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theotherone
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Re: RMCtv : Simon Thomson aka Eric Morcambe : "We have the right vans - but not necessarily - in the right - place"
Lets be honest. It's embarrassing. People congratulating him for what? Haven't even got the Vans for a start.
It's going to be the 6th of December come Monday and now they say lets get some vans? I don't know if I should laugh or cry.
It's going to be the 6th of December come Monday and now they say lets get some vans? I don't know if I should laugh or cry.
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POSTMAN
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Re: RMCtv : Simon Thomson aka Eric Morcambe : "We have the right vans - but not necessarily - in the right - place"
OPG
Simon you said originally that there were enough vans but they were in the wrong places and asked Dom's to request the vans they needed through Dilo. What happened to those vans?
Simon 'Man with a Van' 'Eric' Thompson
I was told we had 500 too many - I was shown a report and a table - to prove the point - the frontline kept saying - that isn’t true we don’t have enough - I checked again - frontline were correct - we will have a retrospective in January - for now - let’s focus on our customers….
Simon ' We need 500 more years to get it right' 'Eric' Thompson
505th Christmas - still learning…!
Simon you said originally that there were enough vans but they were in the wrong places and asked Dom's to request the vans they needed through Dilo. What happened to those vans?
Simon 'Man with a Van' 'Eric' Thompson
I was told we had 500 too many - I was shown a report and a table - to prove the point - the frontline kept saying - that isn’t true we don’t have enough - I checked again - frontline were correct - we will have a retrospective in January - for now - let’s focus on our customers….
Simon ' We need 500 more years to get it right' 'Eric' Thompson
505th Christmas - still learning…!
I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
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POSTMAN
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Re: RMCtv : Simon Thomson aka Eric Morcambe : "We have the right vans - but not necessarily - in the right - place"
Names have been edited to protect the stupidIt's embarrassing. People congratulating him for what?
Primitive, but you know...
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I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
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Sir Henry
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Re: RMCtv : Simon Thomson aka Eric Morcambe : "We have the right vans - but not necessarily - in the right - place"
He will leave no turn unstoned to get to the bottom of why he was given duff info by the minions and deal with them accordingly in January when this is has all been forgotten.
"A third of the world's farmland is now useless due to soil degradation, yet we still keep producing mouths to feed. And what's you answer to that? Energy saving lightbulbs?"
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POSTMAN
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Re: RMCtv : Simon Thomson aka Eric Morcambe : "We have the right vans - but not necessarily - in the right - place"
I like that picture, I will now be using that one instead, I'm sure I will get other chances during Simon's tenure.
I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
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Sir Henry
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Re: RMCtv : Simon Thomson aka Eric Morcambe : "We have the right vans - but not necessarily - in the right - place"
Maybe we can see this one used in the not too distant future. A few tenners photoshopped poking out of the case?
"A third of the world's farmland is now useless due to soil degradation, yet we still keep producing mouths to feed. And what's you answer to that? Energy saving lightbulbs?"
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Jahpostie
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Re: RMCtv : Simon Thomson aka Eric Morcambe : "We have the right vans - but not necessarily - in the right - place"
"we will have a retrospective in January - for now - let’s focus on our customers…."
Good one Si, lip service, get on with it while we deflect and bank the savings.
Check the guy saying posties should claim damage to vehicles on their own insurance!!! You couldn't make it up. Is RM a charity or a FTSE company paying slave wages. Unbelievable
Good one Si, lip service, get on with it while we deflect and bank the savings.
Check the guy saying posties should claim damage to vehicles on their own insurance!!! You couldn't make it up. Is RM a charity or a FTSE company paying slave wages. Unbelievable
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Sundodger
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Re: RMCtv : Simon Thomson aka Eric Morcambe : "We have the right vans - but not necessarily - in the right - place"
Simon, care to explain how can those at the sharp end having to endure the farce, focus on the customer today, when the tools they need to make it happen are always tomorrow and the investigation into how you got there is in way into the future.
Everything will be OK in the end, If it's not OK, then its not the end.
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Munchboii
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Re: RMCtv : Simon Thomson aka Eric Morcambe : "We have the right vans - but not necessarily - in the right - place"
Reading these DOM and Area managers talk about van shortages like im in the national wartime museum

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Jahpostie
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Re: RMCtv : Simon Thomson aka Eric Morcambe : "We have the right vans - but not necessarily - in the right - place"
It has to be failure by design surely. This level of incompetence must be genius in another guise. Posties always deliver so we'll just squeeze them some more and bank the cash....