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Bursting for a pee

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Re: Bursting for a pee

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All duty books should have the nearest toilet facilities listed. If it has'nt bring it up with your manager, you are entitled to welfare stops.
So keep on moving, moving, moving your feet
Keep on shuf-shuf-shuffling to this ghost dance beat
Just keep on walking down never ending streets


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Re: Bursting for a pee

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None of the rounds I've ever covered had toilet stops on :neutral:
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Re: Bursting for a pee

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Bit difficult for women to use a pee bottle :Very Happy Have to have a Goes under :shock: in the van!
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Re: Bursting for a pee

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I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
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Re: Bursting for a pee

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POSTMAN wrote:ImageImage
You've been waiting to use that gif for ages have'nt you :Very Happy
So keep on moving, moving, moving your feet
Keep on shuf-shuf-shuffling to this ghost dance beat
Just keep on walking down never ending streets


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Re: Bursting for a pee

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bandit650
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Re: Bursting for a pee

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Stormproof wrote:
POSTMAN wrote:ImageImage
You've been waiting to use that gif for ages have'nt you :Very Happy
:Applause :Applause :Applause :Applause
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Re: Bursting for a pee

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There is an old thread from 2008 about a postie being sacked.

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Re: Bursting for a pee

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Stormproof wrote:All duty books should have the nearest toilet facilities listed. If it has'nt bring it up with your manager, you are entitled to welfare stops.
What's a duty book? :wink:
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Re: Bursting for a pee

Post by wheresourmoney »

Darren Bent wrote:
celerycelery wrote:Chap at our place got the sack for having a wee down between 2 hedges. spotted by 1 of the owners and asked "what you doing?" told them what he had done, they reported him and he was dismissed.
Did this really happens ? :no no
I think it varies between offices, a lad in our office got caught twice in a month by two diffrent peaple,both complaind,but it didnt go any further.
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Re: Bursting for a pee

Post by BettySwollocks »

I know before i even type this, u will think i'm telling porkies, but whether u believe it or not, i care not a jot,
Our office received a complaint a few years ago from a concerned member of the public who looked through his front room window to be greeted by the site of a postman peeing against a lamp post outside his house,
most of the areas we deliver to have gated entry's including the walk concerned, so if u get caught short, u are in trouble.
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Re: Bursting for a pee

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So what do you do in the City........... :crazy:
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Re: Bursting for a pee

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wbandrew wrote:So what do you do in the City........... :crazy:
Drive out to the country :Very Happy
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Re: Bursting for a pee

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wbandrew wrote:So what do you do in the City........... :crazy:
In the city you won't be dozens of miles from the toilet in your Delivery Office. :shock: :crazy: :shock:
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Re: Bursting for a pee

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Lounge Lizard wrote:
wbandrew wrote:So what do you do in the City........... :crazy:
In the city you won't be dozens of miles from the toilet in your Delivery Office. :shock: :crazy: :shock:
So would this go down as overtime if it meant you going over your contracted hours to do this, I mean to go all the way back to your office for a pee then go back to your walk ? I'd love to see that in the ot book, reason for overtime - needed a pee :chuckle

In fact people should use this as a reason for finishing over your time. I bet you if RM thought they could save money from it (i.e not paying for people taking time to find relief), those pee bottles would be coming to an office near you. I would not be surprised if RM's innovation lab are taking time out from watching reruns of Blue Peter (where they presumably got the idea for the stick two rulers together to stop dogs from biting your fingers idea) to read this forum to pick up this pee bottle idea. :chuckle

I want royalties for this if it does appear, anyone know when they are auditioning for the new series of Dragons Den ? How does peebot sound ? How about putting a picture of Moya on the inside bottom of the bottle to maximize accuracy and ensure there is no spillage :hmmmm, Jesus I am wasted as a postie, Im going to ask for a transfer to the innovation lab :dance
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