What Benefits you must be mistaken

[bexhil palace]

You must all be mistaken. we are in the middle of our revision, and we were assured by the Dom, that on the implementation of the new duties, we would receive all the monies owed to us.Are you seriously telling me that RM can't be trusted to honour an agreement
I will go in tommorow, and have it out with him. I am confident that he will assure me that you have got the wrong end of the stick.
I look forward to an appology from you all.


Nurse, i can hear the voices again

[clashcityrocker]

EP targets have to be currently maintained also ....the highest EP in each i hazard a guess for now,

There is a Glasgow office (Castlemilk I think) whose EP has been measured at 225.
I'll write that again 225.

[Danelectro]

This vid.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jn9nxp-Snw8" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

aye that vid!! Who said you cannae shine a shite!
Anybody on here from Durham?

[daveyeff]

You must all be mistaken. we are in the middle of our revision, and we were assured by the Dom, that on the implementation of the new duties, we would receive all the monies owed to us.Are you seriously telling me that RM can't be trusted to honour an agreement
I will go in tommorow, and have it out with him. I am confident that he will assure me that you have got the wrong end of the stick.
I look forward to an appology from you all.



Nurse, i can hear the voices again

'wrong end of the stick' is right, we,ve got the shitty end.

[Danelectro]

EP targets have to be currently maintained also ....the highest EP in each i hazard a guess for now,

There is a Glasgow office (Castlemilk I think) whose EP has been measured at 225.
I'll write that again 225.

I cant get my head round why there is such a wide variance in EP,i heard there was an office
in Fife that had an EP of 40 so how many people work in Castlemilk?one guy and a bag of Colombian
marching powder?

[Body Beyond Repair]

Moved the new machines into castlemilk have they!!!

[dvbuk55]

This vid.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jn9nxp-Snw8" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

aye that vid!! Who said you cannae shine a shite!
Anybody on here from Durham?

Nope, not from Durham..............in fact I'm beginning to smell a rat here, when we first had P&L instituted more than two years ago.......the model we were given was..................DURHAM and the union said to go along with it. I'm now wondering if Durham is actually a fictitious setting and they are really actors disguised as postmen.

[fishtank]

If you watch the vid the guy pushing the HCT out the gate pushes it past a sign for Harehills D.O.
Isn't that in Leeds?

harehills.jpg

[dvbuk55]

If you watch the vid the guy pushing the HCT out the gate pushes it past a sign for Harehills D.O.
Isn't that in Leeds?

harehills.jpg

Yes it is! He must just replenish his trolley there for the second half of his delivery.

[Brainache]

On that video-- Tracy & Alastair drive 5.5km to start of delivery in 6 minutes...Average speed 55kmh (46mph).

[jockstrapp]

Fishtank be interested to know who signed that off maybe he can get us a "happy deal"

No that desperate i'd sell ma soul but the agreement is the agreement.

Are you sure it's not a "HAPPY MEAL" (MacDonalds) you mean

[Lincox]

Sorry to appear dim but what is EP. Is it excrament pressure, exhaustion paranoia or what the f.ck is it.

[clashcityrocker]

EP is a measurement of your office's efficiency.
You pick a number under 50, add 7 and multiply it by 2.
The outcome of this random sum then gives both the DOM and the DSM ammunition to screw the office over even further.

If the EP is high you have to lapse more duties to maintain it.
If the EP is low you have to lapse more duties to raise it.

[Lincox]

And where in the Business Transformation Agreement is this mentioned ?

[fishtank]

BSI and the IWT was supposed to replace the made up world of EP and Capacity plans but the latter is much easier for DOMs to manipulate to produce savings.