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Cobwebs
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Exrep
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Re: Cobwebs
See what i mean by a tiddler look at this baby
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Stormproof
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Re: Cobwebs
WTFMoNkEyBoY wrote:See what i mean by a tiddler look at this baby

So keep on moving, moving, moving your feet
Keep on shuf-shuf-shuffling to this ghost dance beat
Just keep on walking down never ending streets
Illegitimi non carborundum
Keep on shuf-shuf-shuffling to this ghost dance beat
Just keep on walking down never ending streets
Illegitimi non carborundum
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NewPostieUK
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- Joined: 06 Jan 2008, 21:38
- Gender: Male
- Location: SickAsAChipLand
Re: Cobwebs
I blame the customers. If they didn't plant bushes either side of their paths and let them overgrow, and put hanging plant baskets either side of the front door, my life would be a tiny bit easier. I detest walking through wet overgrown gardens and getting covered in cobwebs.
Don't they want visitors? Don't they want their mail?
What is this damn obsession with having a load of overgrown plant pots around the front door?
One flat has narrow steps leading up to the door, and every step has a damn plant pot on it. You'd think they'd take a hint when the pots get knocked over every day. I make a point of scooping up as many cobwebs as I can... with their letters.. and deliver them. Better in their house than my hair.
Don't they want visitors? Don't they want their mail?
What is this damn obsession with having a load of overgrown plant pots around the front door?
One flat has narrow steps leading up to the door, and every step has a damn plant pot on it. You'd think they'd take a hint when the pots get knocked over every day. I make a point of scooping up as many cobwebs as I can... with their letters.. and deliver them. Better in their house than my hair.
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DGP1
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- Gender: Male
- Location: Terminus
Re: Cobwebs
That's actually 2 spiders together they're not that big and not dangerous to us (just like the vast majority of spiders).Stormproof wrote:WTFMoNkEyBoY wrote:See what i mean by a tiddler look at this baby
just like this cutie I'm preparing myself for the zombie invasion, rule number 1 - Cardio
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ass asin
- Posts: 157
- Joined: 26 Oct 2009, 19:40
- Gender: Male
Re: Cobwebs
i always wonder what people would think if they happened to look out of their windows to see me flailing my arms and then wiping my face. they would probably tape up the letterbox for fear of the not quite right postie!! 
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anTi
- Posts: 380
- Joined: 19 Oct 2009, 15:54
- Gender: Male
Re: Cobwebs
Saturdays are worse for this!
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Stormproof
- Posts: 6116
- Joined: 07 Jul 2007, 21:03
- Gender: Female
Re: Cobwebs
When I had my afternoon nap todayDGP1 wrote:That's actually 2 spiders together they're not that big and not dangerous to us (just like the vast majority of spiders).Stormproof wrote:WTFMoNkEyBoY wrote:See what i mean by a tiddler look at this baby
just like this cutie
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So keep on moving, moving, moving your feet
Keep on shuf-shuf-shuffling to this ghost dance beat
Just keep on walking down never ending streets
Illegitimi non carborundum
Keep on shuf-shuf-shuffling to this ghost dance beat
Just keep on walking down never ending streets
Illegitimi non carborundum
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RedBagMan
- Posts: 1010
- Joined: 01 Aug 2010, 17:53
- Gender: Male
- Location: Behind the lens
Re: Cobwebs
Easy option - go head first for the door and stab the webs with your hat ...


"We're under model" - oh no we're not - stick your lapse elsewhere ...
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TeeferTiger
- EX ROYAL MAIL
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- Joined: 22 Dec 2008, 13:56
- Gender: Female
- Location: Welsh Wales
Re: Cobwebs
Stormproof- I'd have gone for a nap somewhere else. In the garden on the swing bench if necessary in the pouring rain rather than lie under one!
Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?
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POSTMAN
- SITE ADMINISTRATOR
- Posts: 32819
- Joined: 07 Aug 2006, 03:19
- Gender: Male
Re: Cobwebs
Every fecking day i get busted with this ffs!
I walk into gardens like fecking Hitler waving my hand with letters in up and down and i still get it!
Getting to the stage now where i'll stop blow drying my hair before work.
Feckers.

I walk into gardens like fecking Hitler waving my hand with letters in up and down and i still get it!
Getting to the stage now where i'll stop blow drying my hair before work.
Feckers.

I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
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TrueBlueTerrier
- FORUM ADMINISTRATOR
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- Joined: 30 Dec 2006, 10:29
- Gender: Male
- Location: On my couch
Re: Cobwebs
In Hawaii the Spiders are cute


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