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Britains Got Talent (?) 18/4

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Re: Britains Got Talent (?) 18/4

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POSTMAN wrote:He was on This Morning....................err this morning.
Still masked up :left:

Think we need him to stop mentioning he works for Royal Mail :silenced :nervous :oops:
Was today his day off :hmmmm or did he just phone in sick :angel :chuckle
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Re: Britains Got Talent (?) 18/4

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Could of been my DOM :hmmmm then again, wrong body shape... :left: :shock:
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Re: Britains Got Talent (?) 18/4

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madelin4 wrote:Could of been my DOM :hmmmm then again, wrong body shape... :left: :shock:
Have you got a Weeble shaped DOM too :whistle
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Re: Britains Got Talent (?) 18/4

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disgruntledpostie1 wrote:
madelin4 wrote:Could of been my DOM :hmmmm then again, wrong body shape... :left: :shock:
Have you got a Weeble shaped DOM too :whistle
Yep........ they are all the rage round here!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :nana
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saintsnut wrote:
disgruntledpostie1 wrote:
madelin4 wrote:Could of been my DOM :hmmmm then again, wrong body shape... :left: :shock:
Have you got a Weeble shaped DOM too :whistle
Yep........ they are all the rage round here!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :nana
:chuckle :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle
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Re: Britains Got Talent (?) 18/4

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xigDxJiC2Gk" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle
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Re: Britains Got Talent (?) 18/4

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Right - who has got the bottle to go on as Postman Pat - and his sidekick the black cat, whose name escapes me for the moment - no it was Jess - we actually had a bloke who used to go round schools dressed in a sumo style Postman Pat outfit - he also had a "minder" because the kids used to kick the sh*t out of his shins.

Come to think of it it's so long ago some of the young sods are probably working here now.
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dvbuk55 wrote:Right - who has got the bottle to go on as Postman Pat - and his sidekick the black cat, whose name escapes me for the moment - no it was Jess - we actually had a bloke who used to go round schools dressed in a sumo style Postman Pat outfit - he also had a "minder" because the kids used to kick the sh*t out of his shins.

Come to think of it it's so long ago some of the young sods are probably working here now.

We had a Postman pat suit and head that used to get taken to schools. The head was solid fiberglass, quite heavy and only two eye holes, no mouth. Anyway at one hot summer school event poor old Pat was sweating his b*****ks off :crazy: so the head offered him a cool refreshing bottle of coke which he greatly accepted and he proceeded to swigg through one of the eye holes (the only way to drink without removing the head). Well one of the poor little lads freaked big time :shock: thinking that Pat was poking his own eye out. It took ages to calm him down as pat was his hero, none of the parents were amused but we did see the funny side back at the office :Very Happy
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Re: Britains Got Talent (?) 18/4

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krussel wrote:
dvbuk55 wrote:Right - who has got the bottle to go on as Postman Pat - and his sidekick the black cat, whose name escapes me for the moment - no it was Jess - we actually had a bloke who used to go round schools dressed in a sumo style Postman Pat outfit - he also had a "minder" because the kids used to kick the sh*t out of his shins.

Come to think of it it's so long ago some of the young sods are probably working here now.

We had a Postman pat suit and head that used to get taken to schools. The head was solid fiberglass, quite heavy and only two eye holes, no mouth. Anyway at one hot summer school event poor old Pat was sweating his b*****ks off :crazy: so the head offered him a cool refreshing bottle of coke which he greatly accepted and he proceeded to swigg through one of the eye holes (the only way to drink without removing the head). Well one of the poor little lads freaked big time :shock: thinking that Pat was poking his own eye out. It took ages to calm him down as pat was his hero, none of the parents were amused but we did see the funny side back at the office :Very Happy
:Very Happy :Very Happy :Very Happy Lucky it wasn't a "modesty" flap at the back :shock: that would really have freaked him out
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Re: Britains Got Talent (?) 18/4

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krussel wrote:
dvbuk55 wrote:Right - who has got the bottle to go on as Postman Pat - and his sidekick the black cat, whose name escapes me for the moment - no it was Jess - we actually had a bloke who used to go round schools dressed in a sumo style Postman Pat outfit - he also had a "minder" because the kids used to kick the sh*t out of his shins.

Come to think of it it's so long ago some of the young sods are probably working here now.

We had a Postman pat suit and head that used to get taken to schools. The head was solid fiberglass, quite heavy and only two eye holes, no mouth. Anyway at one hot summer school event poor old Pat was sweating his b*****ks off :crazy: so the head offered him a cool refreshing bottle of coke which he greatly accepted and he proceeded to swigg through one of the eye holes (the only way to drink without removing the head). Well one of the poor little lads freaked big time :shock: thinking that Pat was poking his own eye out. It took ages to calm him down as pat was his hero, none of the parents were amused but we did see the funny side back at the office :Very Happy
It's a good job the hole was not in the nose POSTMAN PAT SNORTS COKE in the local paper. :chuckle
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Re: Britains Got Talent (?) 18/4

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disgruntledpostie1 wrote:
madelin4 wrote:Could of been my DOM :hmmmm then again, wrong body shape... :left: :shock:
Have you got a Weeble shaped DOM too :whistle

LOL.. :chuckle :chuckle , He is very big and very round!!!Belly wobbles when he talks..lol.... :left: :left: :cuppa
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Re: Britains Got Talent (?) 18/4

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Looks like he's on tonights semi.
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Re: Britains Got Talent (?) 18/4

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He might regret taking that mask off

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Re: Britains Got Talent (?) 18/4

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My thoughts exactly Poor chap, he'll never live it down! :nana
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Re: Britains Got Talent (?) 18/4

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Well i watched it last night and although they had dressed up the act it still lacked anything like the big punch needed to win. However i say fair play to him as he had a go and got on national tv which is something i doubt i will ever do. I think at one point he was on GMTV as well so i hope he made a little bit of cash out of it. :Very Happy
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