PRIVATE EYE MAGAZINE 12th October -25th october Strikes

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The Private Eye have finally realized there has been postal strikes
First Page -Cartoon of somebody posting a letter into a pillar box , there's a "witty" notice on the pillar box "New Guide -If your post fits through this slot it won't get delivered -Royal Mail "Hilarious cartoons & spoof adverts " on Page 21 1 . Spoof Advertisement -New from the Royal Mail -A commemorative stamp to mark the occasion of the 2007 Postal Strike -Stick this stamp on any letter and we guarantee that it won't arrive before Christmas -Royal Mail -Delivering Business to our competitors . The stamp has the usual Betty Saxe-Coburg insignia and a 'picture " of a picket line .
On the same page there's the "rib-cracking" Modern Nursery Rhymes - the rhyme is Postman Pat , Postman Pat , Postman Pat & his wildcat strike , Early in the morning , just as day is dawning , He turns over and says I'm not getting out of bed for this money Next Week Postman Pat gets the sack
Typical Liberals !, quite happy to Lampoon B-liar & the bottler who have deliberately ran down the service , tried to sell it off and put Archie Andrews & Reg Holdsworth in as their attack dogs . Carrot & Stick, only it's the gruesome twosome and their lackys who get all the carrot .
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DAILY STAR
One of Archie Andrews "modernizing " appointments, Sven Goran Ericksson has made the news again carrying on with a Italian Restaurant owner displaying the same sort of morals as L&C . Crozier "downsized " 80 FA Blazers but put the wage bill up by six times, including £21 million for the Swedish Stallion . Best Practice eh!
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