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Mr Blonde
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Discreet packaging

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Are you like me and get a shitty grin when delivering those white padded envelopes to women customers with the red return address "The Gold Group, xxxxxx, Surrey" on them?
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Do you mean SHIFTY grin?
What's a shitty grin?
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No, but it's funny how they always come through the system......slightly open. :hmmmm
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I've never seen one. Maybe the West Coast women don't need the sort of thing because West Coast men are men.
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fishtank wrote:No, but it's funny how they always come through the system......slightly open. :hmmmm
We've noticed this in our D.O. every time we have one of these particular pkts we have to put it in an "apologies" bag 'cos its come open!
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Note to self:Must keep an eye out for these. :hmmmm
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We had one poor blokes Penis Pump fall out of the box. The funniest thing was that the duty was being covered by a Female Postie, never did find out what happened when she delivered it.
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TrueBlueTerrier wrote:We had one poor blokes Penis Pump fall out of the box. The funniest thing was that the duty was being covered by a Female Postie, never did find out what happened when she delivered it.
:shock: What is she still missing! So the pumps work then. :hmmmm
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It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
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POSTMAN wrote:Note to self:Must keep an eye out for these. :hmmmm

Had one come through open once.
It was a set of mattress restraints. :confused
Obviously it wasn't the mattress that wanted restraining. :nervous :nervous
Whatever floats your boat i suppose....where is dvb anyway. :hmmmm
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Give it time fish,give it time,and his side kick........................
I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
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fishtank wrote: It was a set of mattress restraints. :confused
I've got a set of them. I saw them on ebay and bought them for a laugh.
Haven't used them though :whistle
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fishtank wrote:
POSTMAN wrote:Note to self:Must keep an eye out for these. :hmmmm

Had one come through open once.
It was a set of mattress restraints. :confused
Obviously it wasn't the mattress that wanted restraining. :nervous :nervous
Whatever floats your boat i suppose....where is dvb anyway. :hmmmm
I can't get off the feckin' mattress :whistle Dgp has gone shopping for a penis pump :shock:
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Re: Discreet packaging

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motherhubbard wrote:
fishtank wrote: It was a set of mattress restraints. :confused
I've got a set of them. I saw them on ebay and bought them for a laugh.
Haven't used them though :whistle
Send them to me mother, I'll try them on the wife, once she's asleep of course :angel
In truth I had to look them up on the internet and I thought they were quite expensive - what 's wrong with a washing line from Morrisons?
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we had a discreet pkt in our office a blow up doll for a gent in a old folks home he was dead within two weeks
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dvbuk55 wrote:
fishtank wrote:
POSTMAN wrote:Note to self:Must keep an eye out for these. :hmmmm

Had one come through open once.
It was a set of mattress restraints. :confused
Obviously it wasn't the mattress that wanted restraining. :nervous :nervous
Whatever floats your boat i suppose....where is dvb anyway. :hmmmm
I can't get off the feckin' mattress :whistle Dgp has gone shopping for a penis pump :shock:
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