The idiot who runs UKIP, Nigel Farage, was injured earlier on today when his light aircraft crashed.
Let's hope the plane isn't too badly damaged.
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Re: Nigel Farage
On the news it said that he suffered head injuries but there wasn't much damage. 
Grounded by his own trailing banner - as careless as a kid that falls off his bike because he forgot the stabilisers.
Grounded by his own trailing banner - as careless as a kid that falls off his bike because he forgot the stabilisers.
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Rumour has it that the ghostly apparition of a Spitfire flew over the wreckage doing a victory roll
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Re: Nigel Farage
Lord Pearson runs it now NF stood down to concentate on trying to be come a MP, he is trying to unseat John Bercow speaker of the H of C and a Tory MP.
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Big Daz is right - Farage is the former leader of UKIP.
But Clashcityrocker is right - Farage is an idiot.
There may well be a lot of jokes about him flying the flag for Britain ........and crashing.
But Clashcityrocker is right - Farage is an idiot.
There may well be a lot of jokes about him flying the flag for Britain ........and crashing.
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PLANE STUPID!. Chocks away tally hoe!. God lift us up where we belong?. On a wing and a prayer!. 
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Re: Nigel Farage
Latest news is that Nigel has a chip on his spine, a doctor explaining that the crash probably dislodged it from his shoulder. 
It was a German plane, and as it plummeted Nigel was heard to utter "What's wrong with the Fokker ?"
It was a German plane, and as it plummeted Nigel was heard to utter "What's wrong with the Fokker ?"
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Nigel Farage was picked out of a near by field by a polish student but she will not get paid anymore for picking potatoes out of the carrot patch field!.
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I have to admit that I laughed when I heard it (on the radio walking round my duty) and I'm sure people where looking at me and thinking that I was a bit nuts 
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Shame Griffin wasn't the pilot.
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It would never have got off the ground if he was the fat ba$tard just like the BNP!.bexhil palace wrote:Shame Griffin wasn't the pilot.