What is the 50 best ways to use the Courier Mag?

paul_skinback · Post by **paul_skinback** » 26 Sep 2008, 08:12

Just a thought after looking at this site for a while and seeing how happy RM staff are. I have a question for you all.

Is the Courier Paper any good for you?

Are we all really that happy at RM as the Courier tells us and do we really have great ideas like strap a bog roll to your bike so you can hook lacky bands over it for easy re use back at the orafice?

Are staff really happy with the new flexibility so they can pick the kids up from school much easier than last year?

Do all posties walk around with a speech bubble above their heads?

Are you happy about being told to drink more when it is hot? Is it not a natural thing to do?

Are the discounts at the back real discounts? Cos I can get them cheaper of the net!

Do posties really take this rag on holiday with them to be photographed reading it whilst scuba diving?

Whats the 50 best ways to use the courier?

I'll start Toilet paper

Post by **TrueBlueTerrier** » 26 Sep 2008, 10:16

Cat Litter tray

Door Stop

24601 · Post by **24601** » 26 Sep 2008, 14:31

Recycle bin

kwf166 · Post by **kwf166** » 26 Sep 2008, 15:12

Fish and Chips paper

vigilante · Post by **vigilante** » 27 Sep 2008, 18:09

Bottom of a ferret cage so they can p__s and s__T all over it

Post by **TrueBlueTerrier** » 27 Sep 2008, 19:25

Get a picture of Alan and Adam cut out of it put it on a bit of plywood and stick it in the garden - scares all the cats and birds. Mind you the vultures seem to circle it constantly.

vigilante · Post by **vigilante** » 27 Sep 2008, 20:03

make paper chain men/women for the kids.

Post by **General Mannerheim** » 28 Sep 2008, 12:52

Make paper aeroplanes with them then fly them at the lino during work time brainwashing.
Chop out various letters from articles,re arrange them onto a nice white A4 sheets and send them to each lino/Dom and other arseholes in your office, with I know where you live and I`m going to fecking kill you!

johno47 · Post by **johno47** » 29 Sep 2008, 16:39

I use it as toilet paper " well we have to make savings in the business dont we" i find it thoroughly absorbing...

norbert · Post by **norbert** » 29 Sep 2008, 17:03

johno47 wrote:I use it as toilet paper " well we have to make savings in the business dont we" i find it thoroughly absorbing...

according to Mark White of Hellmail - you are all talking yourselves out of jobs by being so negative about RM - RM have made an attempt to "inform " - you should all show more gratitude to your employer

for providing this "newspaper " .

vigilante · Post by **vigilante** » 29 Sep 2008, 18:37

norbert wrote:
johno47 wrote:I use it as toilet paper " well we have to make savings in the business dont we" i find it thoroughly absorbing...
according to Mark White of Hellmail - you are all talking yourselves out of jobs by being so negative about RM - RM have made an attempt to "inform " - you should all show more gratitude to your employer for providing this "newspaper " .

We would if it wasn't so full of cheesy creeps and absolute crap and propoganda.

Sorry mark white, yes we must be grateful

vigilante · Post by **vigilante** » 29 Sep 2008, 18:40

Roll sheets up and form paper twists to put in barbecue to start them going.
Arrange twigs/kindling in a wigwam over them

Didn't burn that well actually.

Tried it.

norbert · Post by **norbert** » 29 Sep 2008, 21:37

vigilante wrote:
norbert wrote:
johno47 wrote:I use it as toilet paper " well we have to make savings in the business dont we" i find it thoroughly absorbing...
according to Mark White of Hellmail - you are all talking yourselves out of jobs by being so negative about RM - RM have made an attempt to "inform " - you should all show more gratitude to your employer for providing this "newspaper " .
We would if it wasn't so full of cheesy creeps and absolute crap and propoganda.
Sorry mark white, yes we must be grateful

the pictures of "staff" are something else - I've never seen such wooden looking photography , think that style went out decades ago

when the photographer had to put his head under a black cloth and set fire to magnesium flash powder

Seriously they must think everyone is about 8-10 years old or backward with the patronizing , simplistic rubbish

Post by **baldrick** » 29 Sep 2008, 22:11

vigilante wrote:Roll sheets up and form paper twists to put in barbecue to start them going.
Arrange twigs/kindling in a wigwam over them
Didn't burn that well actually. Tried it.

You managed to have a bbq this summer?

Might come in useful for firing up the braziers if we're out over pensions though.

k979aaa · Post by **k979aaa** » 29 Sep 2008, 22:18

Save them all everyone and bundle them all together and drop them on 148 old st london!. AND LET'S BOMB THE BAST*RD'S INTO SUBMISSION :cfo & :lfo !.