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filthy bogs(nwmmc)

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filthy bogs(nwmmc)

Post by wearewolves »

Some serial shitter is on the loose at nwmmc.(wolverhamton) :crazy:
being leaving poop all over the toilet seat and plastering s**t all over the walls. :mad

mens toilets by the despatch area has been 'hazard no go zone' :no no
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Sorry but i find this very funny.
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thats nowt someone went in the doorway at ours, Babs the cleaner sorted it, she's a star. :Sick
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wearewolves wrote:Some serial shitter is on the loose at nwmmc.(wolverhamton) :crazy:
being leaving poop all over the toilet seat and plastering s**t all over the walls. :mad

mens toilets by the despatch area has been 'hazard no go zone' :no no
Its hard enough to crap while squatting on top of a toilet its even harder to aim accurately !
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Post by fishtank »

We had this kind of thing for about a month about 5 or 6 years ago, we never found out who the culprit was, I wasn't volunteering to take a sample for DNA analysis.
It stopped as quickly as it started, weird as. :crazy:
good times, bad times you know I've had my share
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Never ever done poopies in a Royal Mail toilet,only wee wee's. :neutral:
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when you gotta go, you gotta go.
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We had someone who was dumping in the mc lifts. He did get caught, I don't know how though.
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Re: filthy bogs(nwmmc)

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wearewolves wrote:Some serial shitter is on the loose at nwmmc.(wolverhamton) :crazy:
being leaving poop all over the toilet seat and plastering s**t all over the walls. :mad

mens toilets by the despatch area has been 'hazard no go zone' :no no
And they wonder why we call them dirty dingles :roll:
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Re: filthy bogs(nwmmc)

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It sounds like a certain whisky-related poster could be from my office. We had the phantom crapper twice in the last year or so, dumping on the floor of a cubicle or something (I didn't enquire too diligently regarding the exact details) and the second time it occurred a manager spoke about it on the tannoy which triggered the predictable shouting of excrement-related jokes and "I bet he saw his lapsing" type of comments.

If my bowel actions were that urgent I'd never dare to go out on delivery at all.
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Get this crap out of blue shirts and into the MC thread :angel
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Post by arnold cheshire »

pants123 wrote:Sorry but i find this very funny.
why ?
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Re: filthy bogs(nwmmc)

Post by rogerdawcy »

Sounds like someone from ppi... Not going to name names but he doesn't do a great deal.