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This job ruined my life

Postal workers discussion forum. Discuss the day to day life in a Blue Shirt.
Pokermon
Posts: 106
Joined: 03 Nov 2011, 19:34
Gender: Male

This job ruined my life

Post by Pokermon »

brb have grown to hate the job I once loved
brb my knees are in worse shape than someone three times my age
brb I was fit and healthy to begin with but my body got used to the job so now I am fatter than ever
brb have no energy after four plus hours walking the streets to go to a gym to lose the fat
brb farmers arms tan
brb found a grey hair the other day
brb stressed from the bullshit in the office before going out on a duty
brb get home from work and literally get in bed because my limbs are in agony
brb management are imbeciles
brb they never listen, discuss, it is simply their way or the highway
brb five door to doors
brb more packets
brb feels like Christmas
brb thought had a "safe" job, now have no idea about the future
brb can't get another job with this as my most recent history, but who were transferable skills
brb get crap for not going in an hour before my start time
brb always last back
brb get treated like crap because of it
brb customers have no respect for us, apart from a few elderly customers
brb weather is going to get crap soon
brb cold
brb wet
brb miserable
brb not seen my mates in ages because always working on Saturdays
brb they think I ride a bike for half and hour and deliver one street of houses so don't understand no matter how many times I explain
brb even if managed to get done early on a Saturday just want to put my feet up and watch bloody x factor
brb knackered
brb do you want to do a row on overtime
brb f**k off
fishtank
Posts: 19732
Joined: 28 Sep 2007, 17:22
Gender: Male

Re: This job ruined my life

Post by fishtank »

f**k sake you're a cheery bunch tonight. :shock:
good times, bad times you know I've had my share
Bahia Feliz
Posts: 1169
Joined: 22 Sep 2008, 21:04
Gender: Male

Re: This job ruined my life

Post by Bahia Feliz »

What does brb mean?
Pokermon
Posts: 106
Joined: 03 Nov 2011, 19:34
Gender: Male

Re: This job ruined my life

Post by Pokermon »

brb my battery for my pda is flat and the charger in the van doesn't work
brb just stood in dog s**t
brb hiviz makes me look like a moron
brb customers never in and neighbours now refusing to take their parcels
brb another idiot with the dog off the lead jumping up at me
brb they look at me like an alien when I ask them to please control their dog
brb customers never have their keys ready then open the door and a dog jumps out
brb my fingers are dry and cracked
brb same crap music in the office before going out
brb I think I am going insane.
Pokermon
Posts: 106
Joined: 03 Nov 2011, 19:34
Gender: Male

Re: This job ruined my life

Post by Pokermon »

Bahia Feliz wrote:What does brb mean?
brb brb
Shambles
MAIL CENTRES/PROCESSING
Posts: 736
Joined: 25 Jul 2013, 21:30
Gender: Female
Location: Tree house

Re: This job ruined my life

Post by Shambles »

lmao@Pokermon, you should write comedy...hilarious, because it's so true :chuckle
I have No Friends,
Or Enemies....
Only Teachers.
RTP
Posts: 863
Joined: 22 Apr 2011, 14:24
Gender: Male

Re: This job ruined my life

Post by RTP »

Bahia Feliz wrote:What does brb mean?
https://www.google.co.uk/
RoyalSlave69
Posts: 74
Joined: 11 Feb 2013, 16:33
Gender: Male

Re: This job ruined my life

Post by RoyalSlave69 »

Please write more brb's. So funny. This needs to be on the letters page of the Courier.
pants123

Re: This job ruined my life

Post by pants123 »

Pokermon wrote:brb have grown to hate the job I once loved
brb my knees are in worse shape than someone three times my age
brb I was fit and healthy to begin with but my body got used to the job so now I am fatter than ever
brb have no energy after four plus hours walking the streets to go to a gym to lose the fat
brb farmers arms tan
brb found a grey hair the other day
brb stressed from the bullshit in the office before going out on a duty
brb get home from work and literally get in bed because my limbs are in agony
brb management are imbeciles
brb they never listen, discuss, it is simply their way or the highway
brb five door to doors
brb more packets
brb feels like Christmas
brb thought had a "safe" job, now have no idea about the future
brb can't get another job with this as my most recent history, but who were transferable skills
brb get crap for not going in an hour before my start time
brb always last back
brb get treated like crap because of it
brb customers have no respect for us, apart from a few elderly customers
brb weather is going to get crap soon
brb cold
brb wet
brb miserable
brb not seen my mates in ages because always working on Saturdays
brb they think I ride a bike for half and hour and deliver one street of houses so don't understand no matter how many times I explain
brb even if managed to get done early on a Saturday just want to put my feet up and watch bloody x factor
brb knackered
brb do you want to do a row on overtime
brb f**k off

yep, sums up exactly on how i feel... so i'm not the only one then...
NewPostieUK
Posts: 2104
Joined: 06 Jan 2008, 21:38
Gender: Male
Location: SickAsAChipLand

Re: This job ruined my life

Post by NewPostieUK »

RTP wrote:
Bahia Feliz wrote:What does brb mean?
https://www.google.co.uk/
Be Right Back? I still don't get it. :crazy:
post_bitch
Posts: 913
Joined: 25 Jun 2010, 14:52
Gender: Female

Re: This job ruined my life

Post by post_bitch »

:cuppa
Last edited by post_bitch on 10 Oct 2013, 00:30, edited 1 time in total.
clean and original ;) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkkC9cK8Hz0" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Chelseablue
Posts: 2222
Joined: 19 Aug 2013, 14:33
Gender: Female

Re: This job ruined my life

Post by Chelseablue »

I remember sex,,,,,,,used to like that thing
Lounge Lizard
EX ROYAL MAIL
Posts: 9458
Joined: 06 Aug 2007, 21:54

Re: This job ruined my life

Post by Lounge Lizard »

NewPostieUK wrote:
RTP wrote:
Bahia Feliz wrote:What does brb mean?
https://www.google.co.uk/
Be Right Back? I still don't get it. :crazy:
or Birmingham Royal Ballet ?
2pints
Posts: 286
Joined: 28 Feb 2013, 16:46
Gender: Male

Re: This job ruined my life

Post by 2pints »

Im still waiting for you to post the part that explains how its "ruined your life"?? You have just typed a page of niggles.
Brain Fury
EX ROYAL MAIL
Posts: 664
Joined: 07 Apr 2011, 18:03
Gender: Male

Re: This job ruined my life

Post by Brain Fury »

Why would you need to go to a gym to lose weight if you're spending 4 hours a day walking the streets? That's a lot more exercise than most people get. Perhaps you're eating the wrong things?