What is your managers favourate phrase/quote?

[postypie]

Every time I ask our manager(or any other) about any issue that needs clarifying he always responds with.......''I'll have to get back to you on that one''
Invariably he never does!

[General Mannerheim]

Have you got any change for the coffee machine?

[teesdale]

Must have heard the prick say the word 'utilisation' a hundred times. After years of stress he is now a nasty basket case. He can no longer see or hear anyone.

[TrueBlueTerrier]

Suspended

[Wessex]

" I never said that... "

[wookie]

When you tell him you won't be able to complete, you get the classic - "You'll be alright"...... (he is never correct)

[centenaryman]

ours is every holiday he has,,,or long weekend :-

"standards have slipped whilst ive been away"

and hes only the assistant,,,he shouts this out infront of the d.o.m

[SP115]

Sod all, Mines an ignorant twat who doesn't even reply when you say 'Morning'

[Ozzvaldo]

When presenting a delivery to our manager on a busy day with regards to having to cut off, the usual response is, "I suppose that it does looks like a lot, but I don't think that it actually is a lot"

[claude]

I'm off for a fag and a coffee

[DB1100]

Well below model week.

[eric the viking]

"Take it all out and see how it goes"

[dounome]

"you'll go down the conduct code"

[Toby Tyke]

"Not you again. Why can't you take it all this time"

[Rainbow]

cutting off - "see what you can do"