Courier stories are made up - fact

[jack straw]

Can anyone on here confirm or deny that the stories printed in the management rag 'Courier' are statements by real characters. In my office there isn't a single person would go along with any of the comments stated. They most definately wouldn't pose for pictures with thumbs up commending the management's ideas. It's gotta be a stitch up.

[hubbahubba]

from what ive seen at work in the past,they turn up and ask people until they come across a "kissass" or "wannabe" who thinks appearing in this rag is actually something to be proud of....mugs!

[Pat Ostman]

Can we have a projectile vomit smilie?

[fishtank]

There is at least one journalist who works for the courier...who is also a member of RMC.
Although she hasn't been on the site for a while....

[Pat Ostman]

There is at least one journalist who works for the courier...who is also a member of RMC.
Although she hasn't been on the site for a while....

The courier employ journalists?

[clashcityrocker]

There is at least one journalist who works for the courier...who is also a member of RMC.
Although she hasn't been on the site for a while....

She wanted you to "star" in the Courier if I remember rightly. (Didn't you even get her phone no.?)
You should have gone along with it, we would still be taking the piss today.

[fishtank]

There is at least one journalist who works for the courier...who is also a member of RMC.
Although she hasn't been on the site for a while....

She wanted you to "star" in the Courier if I remember rightly. (Didn't you even get her phone no.?)
You should have gone along with it, we would still be taking the piss today.

Yes Clash but i would have been on my way to international stardom like...Wagner...and you lot could just f**k off.

[DGP1]

There is at least one journalist who works for the courier...who is also a member of RMC.
Although she hasn't been on the site for a while....

She wanted you to "star" in the Courier if I remember rightly. (Didn't you even get her phone no.?)
You should have gone along with it, we would still be taking the piss today.

Yes Clash but i would have been on my way to international stardom like...Wagner...and you lot could just f**k off.

I'd still want my 10% and I would hunt you down (just like Teebs and Postman).

[Dorset Plodder]

I'm writing a letter to the courier right now actually, to tell them how my DIM came out in his car today with flasks of hot soup to keep us hard working Posties going in this foul weather! I would willingly sell my wife and children to help out RM if needed!! Que: Cheesy Smile & Thumbs UP

[minimumstandard]

[quote][/quote]my uncle appeared in one a couple of years ago and hes a git

[Phantom]

The courier is good for one thing and thats decorating with gloss paint, stick under the door or near skirting boards, the glossy paper is really very good for this, other than that it's too biased to read!

[cyclemech1]

What about the article from the guy that works in the callers office at Burgess Hill?
He needed to use a computer that was in another office and he estimated that he was taking 12000 steps a day (ithink - cause I chucked the Courier away) to use it.
What solution did he come up with? MOVE THE COMPUTER TO THE CALLERS OFFICE!!
Unbelievable!!

[TeeferTiger]

What about the article from the guy that works in the callers office at Burgess Hill?
He needed to use a computer that was in another office and he estimated that he was taking 12000 steps a day (ithink - cause I chucked the Courier away) to use it.
What solution did he come up with? MOVE THE COMPUTER TO THE CALLERS OFFICE!!
Unbelievable!!

OMG!!! I would NEVER have thought about something like that! What an amazingly intelligent person he must be

[fishtank]

What about the article from the guy that works in the callers office at Burgess Hill?
He needed to use a computer that was in another office and he estimated that he was taking 12000 steps a day (ithink - cause I chucked the Courier away) to use it.
What solution did he come up with? MOVE THE COMPUTER TO THE CALLERS OFFICE!!
Unbelievable!!

OMG!!! I would NEVER have thought about something like that! What an amazingly intelligent person he must be

I'm only surprised they didn't suggest moving the whole D.O.....50 feet to the left.

[gazza82]

The courier, is for fairy dust people, where everything is strawberry, flavoured choclate ice cream , all fluffy and nice. UTTER CRAP THE COURIER IS FOR TOILET USE.BET THEY DONT MENTION THE FAILUER OF THE REVISION, teething problems only ARRRRRRRRRR