Did Taurus88 get the chop

[RedBagMan]

POSTMAN what did you watch on the tele this morning?

[taurus88]

Looks like I might be safe . . . this time. I'm surprised because I was fore warned that the brown stuff was going to hit the fan. It was one of those things that may have righted itself and the threat may simply have dissipated. Oh well, it's a shame 'cause I was kind of looking forward to it (the madness, that is, less so the sacking part). I was thinking about it today actually. Seven and half hours work, or six hours watching Sachin Tendulkar score 191 against the Aussies. Oh, to be a layabout.

[DGP1]

Looks like I might be safe . . . this time. I'm surprised because I was fore warned that the brown stuff was going to hit the fan. It was one of those things that may have righted itself and the threat may simply have dissipated. Oh well, it's a shame 'cause I was kind of looking forward to it (the madness, that is, less so the sacking part). I was thinking about it today actually. Seven and half hours work, or six hours watching Sachin Tendulkar score 191 against the Aussies. Oh, to be a layabout.

Yes, watching cricket may be fun but how long before you start on Jeremy Kyle..........that way madness lies

[clashcityrocker]

Yes, watching cricket may be fun but how long before you start on Jeremy Kyle..........that way madness lies

I watch 10 minutes of JK every morning during my meal relief.
I watch it with a mixture of astonishment and awe.
Why would you ask someone who clearly has a substance abuse problem - DID YOU DABBLE IN HEROIN? (Of course they did)
And why would you want the whole world to see the results of your exes paternity test, to see if you, your best mate or some bloke she had a bunk up with behind a bus shelter is the father of the child? (A child destined to be in care before it starts primary school)

[taurus88]

Looks like I might be safe . . . this time. I'm surprised because I was fore warned that the brown stuff was going to hit the fan. It was one of those things that may have righted itself and the threat may simply have dissipated. Oh well, it's a shame 'cause I was kind of looking forward to it (the madness, that is, less so the sacking part). I was thinking about it today actually. Seven and half hours work, or six hours watching Sachin Tendulkar score 191 against the Aussies. Oh, to be a layabout.

Yes, watching cricket may be fun but how long before you start on Jeremy Kyle..........that way madness lies

I get to see (and hear) bits of Jeremy Kyle every day when people come to the door to collect their parcels. Why do people watch this rubbish?

[DGP1]

Looks like I might be safe . . . this time. I'm surprised because I was fore warned that the brown stuff was going to hit the fan. It was one of those things that may have righted itself and the threat may simply have dissipated. Oh well, it's a shame 'cause I was kind of looking forward to it (the madness, that is, less so the sacking part). I was thinking about it today actually. Seven and half hours work, or six hours watching Sachin Tendulkar score 191 against the Aussies. Oh, to be a layabout.

Yes, watching cricket may be fun but how long before you start on Jeremy Kyle..........that way madness lies

I get to see (and hear) bits of Jeremy Kyle every day when people come to the door to collect their parcels. Why do people watch this rubbish?

It's like a car crash, you know you shouldn't stare but you just have to, personally I like watching Dominic Littlewood - he makes me laugh

[fishtank]

Yes, watching cricket may be fun but how long before you start on Jeremy Kyle..........that way madness lies

I watch 10 minutes of JK every morning during my meal relief.
I watch it with a mixture of astonishment and awe.
Why would you ask someone who clearly has a substance abuse problem - DID YOU DABBLE IN HEROIN? (Of course they did)
And why would you want the whole world to see the results of your exes paternity test, to see if you, your best mate or some bloke she had a bunk up with behind a bus shelter is the father of the child? (A child destined to be in care before it starts primary school)

The real Jeremy Kyle? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpFfM_dili4" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[bedfordrl]

Back when working for Royal Mail was fun we used to have our break after deliveries about 10:00 ish ,everyone would be upstairs before inward sorting and cutting and tipping,some would play chess, some would play darts but inevitably Trisha bloody Goddard would be on the box.

Logie Baird must be spinning in his grave, what a load of utter utter balls, utter dregs of society washing their dirty laundry in public.

There would be some wimpy excuse for a man snarling behind said Goddard whilst his elephantine other half would alternate between the water works or hippopotamus type rage .

At which point ,before my brain tried to crawl out of my ear ,I would beat a hasty retreat and go back to work.

[POSTMAN]

Forget Jeremy!! you lot missed this morning this morning,they were talking about and demonstrating sex toys and sensual massage!!
Ohhhh Golly Holly ......
http://thismorning.itv.com/thismorning/ ... ex-therapy" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[POSTMAN]

PS:WTF was this thread originally about?

[realitybites]

And what about the Original airer of dirty washing.....Jerry Springer..........so good they made an Opera based on it

[POSTMAN]

Yes, watching cricket may be fun but how long before you start on Jeremy Kyle..........that way madness lies

I watch 10 minutes of JK every morning during my meal relief.
I watch it with a mixture of astonishment and awe.
Why would you ask someone who clearly has a substance abuse problem - DID YOU DABBLE IN HEROIN? (Of course they did)
And why would you want the whole world to see the results of your exes paternity test, to see if you, your best mate or some bloke she had a bunk up with behind a bus shelter is the father of the child? (A child destined to be in care before it starts primary school)

Target audience?

[DGP1]

Forget Jeremy!! you lot missed this morning this morning,they were talking about and demonstrating sex toys and sensual massage!!
Ohhhh Golly Holly ......
http://thismorning.itv.com/thismorning/ ... ex-therapy" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I'm soo going to the naughty room

[POSTMAN]

Forget Jeremy!! you lot missed this morning this morning,they were talking about and demonstrating sex toys and sensual massage!!
Ohhhh Golly Holly ......
http://thismorning.itv.com/thismorning/ ... ex-therapy" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I'm soo going to the naughty room

See you in there..........................bring her.
Are we going off topic again?

[johnnyp]

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