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I think my Postman is wiping his penis on my letters

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BettySwollocks
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I think my Postman is wiping his penis on my letters

Post by BettySwollocks »

For several weeks our letters have been stained with a urine coloured substance. Now it's a wee bit (pardon the pun) of a coincidence that 3 out of 5 letters/parcels are marked in this way, and I took the liberty of giving one a sniff yesterday morning, law and behold, it smelt of stale piss.
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I smell bull***t, (or is it stale pee) :Very Happy
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Post by Sharkeyes »

Firstly, to know if it is pee or owt else you must be sniffing the real thing for comparisson. Secondly and most likely it is going to the stale coffee stains from when some idiot has thrown a missort at the other frame giving a direct hit to the cup of coffee left on it.
This happens to every one who drinks that crap from the quadrant machine.
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Post by Rommagic »

Can a policeman stop a postman from peeing in public?.
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I have to say when i saw the thread title i laughed so much i nearly had an accident myself. :whistle
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Post by mailmonkey »

Quite often the back letter on a bundle has a strip of sweat on it from holding in me arms...

I often wonder what people make of it, always tends to be the same lucky customers who live at the end of a bundle too.
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Post by hubbahubba »

Rommagic wrote:Can a policeman stop a postman from peeing in public?.
not if their pregnant! :left:
same as it ever was...
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hubbahubba wrote:
Rommagic wrote:Can a policeman stop a postman from peeing in public?.
not if their pregnant! :left:
I can get away with that excuse then :wink:
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BettySwollocks
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Post by BettySwollocks »

hubbahubba wrote:
Rommagic wrote:Can a policeman stop a postman from peeing in public?.
not if their pregnant! :left:


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17. In the UK, a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants – even, if she so requests, in a policeman’s helmet.
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BettySwollocks wrote:
hubbahubba wrote:
Rommagic wrote:Can a policeman stop a postman from peeing in public?.
not if their pregnant! :left:


http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/b ... 251280.ece" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
17. In the UK, a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants – even, if she so requests, in a policeman’s helmet.
Can it still be on his head :wink:
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Post by kingofmcr »

royal mail only earned 400 million lasyt yEAR .SO HAVE CUT BACK ON TOILET ROLL ..POSTIES NEED SOMETHING TO WIPE THERE SPLOGERS ON
THIS SHOULD BE ROYAL MAILS LOGO
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Post by fishtank »

...define "wiping". :nervous :nervous
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Post by POSTMAN »

The thing is Wong could be right. :oops:

Sorry,couldn't resist,hey,it's that small fecking writing thing again.
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It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
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Was the postman Omar????
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Touché
I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
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POSTMAN wrote:Touché
Would you like to touch Omars one :shock: :nervous
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