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Posties Arse

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theboropostie
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Posties Arse

Post by theboropostie »

Anyone got any remedies or avoidence methods :oops: :sad:
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TeeferTiger
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Post by TeeferTiger »

Sudacrem is used for nappy rash so I'd recommend that and/or germolene as that's an anaesthetic...
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Straight4ward
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Post by Straight4ward »

WTF is “postie’s arse”?

Bright red with an RM logo on it?

A good place to stick the mail?

With all that walking, should it be a lean, mean, fartin’ machine?

Does it differ from DOM’s arse because it’s caused by work?


Somebody help me out, here.
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DGP1
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I thought it was the DOM :nervous
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TeeferTiger
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Post by TeeferTiger »

I think it's usually described by Doctors as a "sweat rash around the anus"...
Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?
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Straight4ward
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Post by Straight4ward »

Way too much information!

But thanks, Aprilaydee.
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DGP1
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Aprilaydee wrote:I think it's usually described by Doctors as a "sweat rash around the anus"...
So it is the DOM :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle
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TeeferTiger
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Post by TeeferTiger »

You're most welcome :wink:
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Post by POSTMAN »

Lots of tips in here...

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dre33dd
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Post by dre33dd »

"sudacrem sandwich!"
basically fold 3 sheets toilet tissue,smear on the cream of choice.then wedge in said crev(ass)..
leave in during delivery and enjoy the healing powers!!
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mclovin
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Post by mclovin »

ah the dreaded ringsting.
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ashadd
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Post by ashadd »

Didnt Johnny Cash do a song about it once..? :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
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Night Tonic
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Post by Night Tonic »

Stop eating curry. :Very Happy
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smokerjim
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Post by smokerjim »

On a daily basis, wipe your crack with a wet wipe, then use a sheet or two of paper to dry....I usually do it in the afternoon & don't have any problems ( touch wood )
I don't suppose your mouth bleeds every 28 days, does it?

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DGP1
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smokerjim wrote:On a daily basis, wipe your crack with a wet wipe, then use a sheet or two of paper to dry....I usually do it in the afternoon & don't have any problems ( touch wood )
You've a wooden arse :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: is it any wonder you don't have problems :chuckle :chuckle
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