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CDV's have they a future?

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dropbag_clone
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CDV's have they a future?

Post by dropbag_clone »

CDV…. (car derived vans) For goodness sake whoever dreamt this term up (and just exactly where is the dept of doublespeak in the RM)? …

They will soon be referred to as ‘vans’

When they are introduced will there be a banning of VDC in delivery offices?
(VDC van derived cars) = private cars
Stormproof
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Re: CDV's have they a future?

Post by Stormproof »

We've had 4 of the CDV's (Peugeot Bippers) turn up at our DO last week, they have been given to the rural guys because there is'nt enough room in them for 2 deliveries. :crazy:
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pinstripe
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Re: CDV's have they a future?

Post by pinstripe »

Stormproof wrote:We've had 4 of the CDV's (Peugeot Bippers) turn up at our DO last week, they have been given to the rural guys because there is'nt enough room in them for 2 deliveries. :crazy:
When they first mentioned CDV's, a few years ago now, they were suggesting (at the time) 3 rounds into 2, and delivered from a Smart Car. And we are meant to believe any of their nonsense. :crazy:
Never mind...in a few years time....mail volumes declining....we'll be back on bikes.

Now there's a point, if mail volumes a declining at such an alarming rate, why do we need vans at all? Why do we need HCT's? Surely we could make do with a couple of Tesco carrier bags. Or we could just carry both letters for the delivery in our pocket.
opgpat
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Re: CDV's have they a future?

Post by opgpat »

dropbag_clone wrote:CDV…. (car derived vans) For goodness sake whoever dreamt this term up (and just exactly where is the dept of doublespeak in the RM)? …

They will soon be referred to as ‘vans’

When they are introduced will there be a banning of VDC in delivery offices?
(VDC van derived cars) = private cars
Sorry to shatter your beliefs but THIS TIME it's not a RM invented term!

http://www.vansunited.co.uk/vans/editor ... oth-worlds" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Perhaps with the meagre size of them for 2 deliveries CDV could soon be standing for Clearly Deficient Van?