Postman Pat now Racing Driver

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http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm? ... e=s6i32623

Following many of the recent changes to the Postal Service, Postman Pat, or now Pat, has decided to become a Racing Driver.

This follows the recent turning to the dark side by Jess the Cat, as well as the still unexplained death of Mrs Goggins. Although there is not much call for Racing Drivers in Greendale, and its surrounding areas, and the cost of the car and equipment is out of reach of the average redundant postie, Pat remains in a surprisingly chipper mood.

The ginger whinger told us: 'Now that I no longer have Jess, and my old Mate Mrs Goggins is dead, I need a new challenge. Racing seemed like the ideal fit to me. Sure, I could get another job, and spend my weekends fishing, but who really wants that?'