Are you sure you need to wee there every day? There isn't just a little bit of the exhibionist involved - and think carefully before you reply - because waving things about could be classed as drawing attention to yourselfPOSTMAN wrote:I thought of you lot as i was having a slash today on my round....................in time honored fashion,the train came.
There's no trick to it really - they wear a long mac and carry a 2 gallon bucket - so if you see one looking like a midget - don't draw attention to herDushku2309 wrote:On my old round years ago, in a Coronation Street style terraced housing set up, I kinda trained myself to wait 'til I got to the alley before I could go for a slash. One fine summers day,after a few bottles of water, my bladder felt like it was about to explode. As I got nearer to my place of salvation my body's internal clock also sped up and I was literally 'holding on to it to hold it in'.
Imagine my shock and total disbelief when I rounded the corner to find that the night before the Council had erected huge iron safety gates at the end of each alley, thus preventing me going up the alley!! I went anyway in what little space remained and had to to then try and retrain my bladder accordingly!! How the ladies cope in such conditions is beyond me!!
No, That's D.G.P who goes around like that.The long mac maybe but he most definitely doesn't need a 2 gallon bucketstokes11eg wrote:
dvbuk55 wrote:The long mac maybe but he most definitely doesn't need a 2 gallon bucketstokes11eg wrote: