What do you like best about being a Postie/lady

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There are some very funny people on this string, but you know what i like about the job is talking to all the nice old ladies. They do so like to have a chat. I think they look out the window or something until they see me coming. The trouble is i always seem to have a full pouch when they descend on me.(does me back in) Then there's those nice people who always stand outside waiting for their dole cheque. They always have something nice to say, like " that's a cushy number you got there enit mate"! What about the dogs. What lovely critters they are. Meanwhile they are sharpening their teeth on your shin bone, the owner is saying " leave the nice Postman alone---he wouldn't harm a fly." "He don't usually do that."