Whatsup?

[Lounge Lizard]

I had one customer angrily call me a c**t because me knocking on his door to deliver his parcel was disturbing his painting. Should have taken the package back to the van ... but had I done that you could almost guarantee complaint about it.

"was disturbing his painting" Rolf Harris did a lot of paining and I was always suspicious of him.

[korky]

Another postie was in the office for bending a letter into one of those tiny letter box's.

that would be ace to get that complaint, 739 wrote out for every a4 letter that wouldn't fit