Police descend on Eastbourne Royal Mail Delivery Office

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OUR PEOPLE managed the situation in their normal professional manner. Managers who thought the man was an employee, described the individual as probably one of our lazy part time opgs who attempted to dump his mail over the cliffs, and then hide in bushes until his shift was over. Police were brought in to form the morning huddle, to warn the rest of the staff about their possible future conduct, and to reemphasise the company health and safety regulations about wearing a parachute when attempting to empty mailbags over the cliff.

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