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Wilbur Spoons
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Post by Wilbur Spoons »

It will be great!

DOM : Can you explain why you were in the gent's for half an hour earlier Wilbur?'
Wilbur 'Why, yes I was taking a dump'
DOM : For half an hour?
Wilbur : Yes, My visit consisted of 15 minutes of farting, 2 minutes of a little pre poo wee, followed by 10 minutes of pooing (show him a sample at this point) as you can see I was quite constipated, one minute of post poo wee then 2 minutes washing hands. Where do I sign?
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cruisey
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Location: BIRMINGHAM

tags

Post by cruisey »

Do the PDA devices look like oversize calculators. If they do, i'm sure i've seen 2 of them in the DUM's office today.
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mh80
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Joined: 28 Jun 2007, 20:16

PDA things

Post by mh80 »

I remember in WTL about 3 months ago they were on about getting things similar to those that Parcelforce have, you know where you sign on the screen electronically, like a PDA. They do look like oversized calculators.
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DGP1
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Post by DGP1 »

First time it rains it'll get ruined or whenever it get put in a pouch bag and get knocked about not to mention thieving scum who'll see you with something electronic and want to steal it. You can guarantee that we will be made responsible for any loss/damage. :d'oh! :d'oh!
I'm preparing myself for the zombie invasion, rule number 1 - Cardio
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DOM
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Joined: 20 Jun 2007, 18:35

Re: tags

Post by DOM »

cruisey wrote:Do the PDA devices look like oversize calculators. If they do, i'm sure i've seen 2 of them in the DUM's office today.
I think you may have seen the scanners for the new packets product "Royal Mail Tracked".
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ROCKY
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Joined: 03 Dec 2006, 13:18

Post by ROCKY »

SOUNDS LIKE IT DOM BUT I HAVE HEARD WE ARE DUE TO GET THE ELECTRONIC SCANERS FOR ANY BARCODE IS THIS RIGHT FOR ALL RM BARCODED MAIL
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T-MAN
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Joined: 06 May 2007, 23:54
Location: Somewhere in the UK!

Post by T-MAN »

ROCKY wrote:SOUNDS LIKE IT DOM BUT I HAVE HEARD WE ARE DUE TO GET THE ELECTRONIC SCANERS FOR ANY BARCODE IS THIS RIGHT FOR ALL RM BARCODED MAIL
Yes ROCKY..these PDA's will scan the dog's b*****ks if needed to.RM say we're behind the times and need to go electronic and do away with all the paper work that comes with priority service items. But i think it's more to do with keeping tabs on everyone on what time they are finishing...so no more job & knock!!

The runners in our office are s******g them-selfs!!

BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU...or should i say.... :lfo :cfo
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DirtyHarry
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Post by DirtyHarry »

DOM wrote:Surely if you do your job properly and have got nothing to hide then you've got nothing to worry about.
That's not the point , is it ? :crazy:
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Post by TrueBlueTerrier »

Does not look very Postie proof.
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DGP1
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Post by DGP1 »

I saw 3 of those in my DUM's office today maybe we will have a timeshare in my office (around 35 duties)
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frankie

Post by frankie »

Have seen them lined up on the window sill in the dum's office. I'm surprised they don't get us chipped! Surprised Adam has'nt thought of this cheaper option. :funneh My vet's only charging a tenner during July!! :crazy:
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scooby
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Post by scooby »

can see the small pen in them things going walk about rather fast and just stabbing at it with any think lol
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ROCKY
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Post by ROCKY »

HOW DO THEY DOWNLOAD WHEN WE ARE ON TASK AND FINISH IS IT AN ON LINE THING OR ARE THEY LIKE A MOBILE PHONE
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T-MAN
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Joined: 06 May 2007, 23:54
Location: Somewhere in the UK!

Post by T-MAN »

ROCKY wrote:HOW DO THEY DOWNLOAD WHEN WE ARE ON TASK AND FINISH IS IT AN ON LINE THING OR ARE THEY LIKE A MOBILE PHONE
iv'e been told there gonna be similar to mobile phones or smart phones..so the customer can track their items as an when they want!

But i still think is more for RM to track us! :no no :lfo :cfo
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rhino49
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Post by rhino49 »

frankie wrote:Have seen them lined up on the window sill in the dum's office. I'm surprised they don't get us chipped! Surprised Adam has'nt thought of this cheaper option. :funneh My vet's only charging a tenner during July!! :crazy:
I liked the idea of a personal bar code tattooed on my arse and being scanned in and out of the office leaving a flatulent cloud behind for the scanner operator to enjoy
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