stokes11eg wrote: That's easy--take up smoking, and you'll smell of lovely nicotine instead!! See that advert for lynx, where all the women follow the scent to the Man? Well; that's the effect nicotine has on me.
When i first started we used to have those big black donkey jackets. Great in the winter lovely and warm but with a day like today it would take them a week to dry out
Rows of houses all bearing down on me........I can feel their blue hands touching me.......All these things in all positions.........All these things will one day take control..........
stokes11eg wrote: That's easy--take up smoking, and you'll smell of lovely nicotine instead!! See that advert for lynx, where all the women follow the scent to the Man? Well; that's the effect nicotine has on me.
Does that mean I have to take up smoking again
Heaven forbid!
It's too late to back track now
I'm preparing myself for the zombie invasion, rule number 1 - Cardio
When I started in 1994 we were given a waterproof that was top half red bottom half blue,and they were as thin as paper.But when they were drying out after getting wet they used to stink like a crusty gusset.You could smell them all over the office.
That's easy--take up smoking, and you'll smell of lovely nicotine instead!! See that advert for lynx, where all the women follow the scent to the Man? Well; that's the effect nicotine has on me.
Heaven forbid!
No, i'll leave you with D.V--- 
I'm big enough to share