How much sex related items pass through the post daily?

[Sci_Dog]

We had an arsehole once ,was one of them special coppers in his spare time and busted posties from our place over nowt. Mummys boy , never had a bird, ages about 48.

One day on nights he got a parcel ,open. Blow up doll. So some nasty old scrote aged about 60 said he`d teach him a lesson for all the posties he`1d fecked over. Took it off to the toilets and did the deed and left the contents in the gashflaps. Came out and re packaged it

Ive since moved offices and it was nothing to do with me

SERIOUSLY!?

[norbert]

We had an arsehole once ,was one of them special coppers in his spare time and busted posties from our place over nowt. Mummys boy , never had a bird, ages about 48.

One day on nights he got a parcel ,open. Blow up doll. So some nasty old scrote aged about 60 said he`d teach him a lesson for all the posties he`1d fecked over. Took it off to the toilets and did the deed and left the contents in the gashflaps. Came out and re packaged it

Ive since moved offices and it was nothing to do with me

SERIOUSLY!?

I've heard of " Sexy Sadie " a blow up doll coming loose , it was blown up & hung up and they found old uniform to put on it - somebody took it home , probably on the basis that the addressee would be too embarrassed to complain / make enquires - not that I would condone this .

I've seen a huge vibrator fall out of a jiffy bag , it had to be sent to Surcharge to be officially resealed - must have been embarrassing for the woman who sent away for it when taking the packet in , or the dope of a husband finding out that his missus had decided to take matters in hand .



The story about the blow up doll sounds like the Bernard Manning joke about a bloke ringing up for a blow up doll and asking for realism . The Postman took it into the bushes before knocking on the door . The firm rang him up a week later asking if the doll was realistic enough for hom - he said realism , I caught a dose off it .

[Sci_Dog]

If your ordered a sex related item like DVDs, vibrators etc etc and suspected the postie was opening or even stealing your items would you ring and complain?

[dvbuk55]

I know nothing about sex toys or blow up dolls or sexy lingerie or DVDs etc but a few years ago there was a company that sent out leaflets for sex toys etc people sent cheques, before the internet explosion, which were duly cashed - however they didn't receive anything and demanded their money back - the company duly offered a full refund but warned the customer the cheque would be endorsed "The Sex Toy Company" and to let them know if they still wanted a refund. They made an absolute mint because nobody wanted to hand a cheque in at the bank from that sort of place. Legally they had done nothing wrong because they had offered a refund - clever

[DGP1]

I know nothing about sex toys or blow up dolls or sexy lingerie or DVDs etc but a few years ago there was a company that sent out leaflets for sex toys etc people sent cheques, before the internet explosion, which were duly cashed - however they didn't receive anything and demanded their money back - the company duly offered a full refund but warned the customer the cheque would be endorsed "The Sex Toy Company" and to let them know if they still wanted a refund. They made an absolute mint because nobody wanted to hand a cheque in at the bank from that sort of place. Legally they had done nothing wrong because they had offered a refund - clever

Lock, Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels tried that to get the money to pay hatchet

I'm really trying to be not naughty anymore but this thread will get the better of me eventually

[DGP1]

If your ordered a sex related item like DVDs, vibrators etc etc and suspected the postie was opening or even stealing your items would you ring and complain?

I know my postman and his porn collection is even bigger than mine of course, like me he gets his off the net http://www.postalporn.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[dvbuk55]

If your ordered a sex related item like DVDs, vibrators etc etc and suspected the postie was opening or even stealing your items would you ring and complain?

I know my postman and his porn collection is even bigger than mine of course, like me he gets his off the net http://www.postalporn.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

You can sod off - I'm not falling for that - and I'll bet that link is phoney as well - yes, I knew it would be

[westlondonpostie]

Had a GIANT black strap-on come through in a broken packet bag Impossible to keep a straight face when the lady answered the door, Didn't hang around for long

[norbert]

Had a GIANT black strap-on come through in a broken packet bag Impossible to keep a straight face when the lady answered the door, Didn't hang around for long

The funniest thing on Blow Up Dolls would have to be the " Only Fools and Horses " - " Danger UXD " episode

This guy has put them up on You Tube and they're great quality for Flash Video - he's had to split the 50 min ? episode up into parts - click on see all or scroll down on the right .
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[Mr Blonde]

I love how these things get sent in discreet packaging yet the return address makes it obvious. I think one is the Gold Group

I know what you're thinking but... or butt

Seriously, I sorted three, two to one person seperate large packages this morning from the Gold Group. They'll be having fun tonight!

[dvbuk55]

I love how these things get sent in discreet packaging yet the return address makes it obvious. I think one is the Gold Group

I know what you're thinking but... or butt

Seriously, I sorted three, two to one person seperate large packages this morning from the Gold Group. They'll be having fun tonight!

Don't make snap judgements Blondie - they're gifts for friends for christmas - mind do you think we should try them just to make sure they're suitable