you couldnt make this up

[evilc]

this friday our dom walked around our office having his cosy huddles asking staff if they could suggest venues locally to hold a talent show as his boss

hello mr dave schofield :cfo :lfo

reckons morale is so low its about time they were rewarded with a talent show

we all thought it was a piss take but he was serious

here we are on the brink of a national dispute the 1st in 11 yrs and hes trying to organise a feckin talent show

like i said only in royal mail you couldnt make this s**t up

it will take more than a talent show to raise morale in our office
what fecking planet are these numptys on

i reckon mr schofield want to be the next simon cowell
with idiots like this in charge

we are all doomed

:lfo :cfo :lfo :cfo

What are the odds that if a screw takes part he wins - no matter how woeful he is? If the odds are shorter than 5000/1 on, I'll have my pay rise on it! ( be the only way I can live on the offered pay rise )

You will not win much then.

[smokerjim]

Two bob, a farthing ( plus the obligatory foreign coin, maybe an Austrian Schilling or Polish Zloty ) & a broken button is all L&C would like to offer if they could get away with it, so that's all I'm expecting - anything else will be a bonus