What Christmas Present would you buy your DIM

kay_thebigbird · Post by **kay_thebigbird** » 08 Dec 2008, 21:52

A grenade with the pin pulled.

BELIAL · Post by **BELIAL** » 08 Dec 2008, 22:28

A geiger counter to help locate his present from Depiraska

DGP1 · Post by **DGP1** » 08 Dec 2008, 22:29

What about this

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zekiZYSVdeQ although thinking about it, he must already have it

kay_thebigbird · Post by **kay_thebigbird** » 08 Dec 2008, 22:37

disgruntledpostie1 wrote:What about this http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zekiZYSVdeQ although thinking about it, he must already have it

Be warned any posties on the sick this could happen to you.Watch out watch out RM are about.

BELIAL · Post by **BELIAL** » 08 Dec 2008, 22:40

Me shutting up now, forlock,forlock,forlock

Post by **TrueBlueTerrier** » 09 Dec 2008, 12:40

BELIAL wrote:Me shutting up now, forlock,forlock,forlock

Anarchist you are not - threat of heirarchal violence and you cave

jafferpants · Post by **jafferpants** » 09 Dec 2008, 14:16

A pair of womans breast's, as he already qualifies as the lower part

DGP1 · Post by **DGP1** » 09 Dec 2008, 14:20

jafferpants wrote:A pair of womans breast's, as he already qualifies as the lower part

That's not correct because he would then be of use to someone

greynut · Post by **greynut** » 09 Dec 2008, 18:31

I would buy him some charisma and some presence.

See.... thats the charisma presence he really needs.

DGP1 · Post by **DGP1** » 09 Dec 2008, 18:38

greynut wrote:I would buy him some charisma and some presence.

See.... thats the charisma presence he really needs.

And the award for the worst joke this year goes to.........................................

greynut

Post by **darth** » 09 Dec 2008, 19:38

straight jacket and face mask aka hannibal lector

Beefy_Curtains · Post by **Beefy_Curtains** » 09 Dec 2008, 19:45

jafferpants wrote:A pair of womans breast's, as he already qualifies as the lower part

Now thats quite fanny!

smokerjim · Post by **smokerjim** » 09 Dec 2008, 21:14

A Beretta 636E or a Krieghoff K-80.....both of them with 30" 12 bore barrels, and 4 boxes of cartridges, kept under wraps til the area mgr ( and all his satanic imps ) demand a meeting, then he can go postal, before blowing his brains out.......

The best bit is once I've cleaned it, I've got a quality gun for clay shooting, for jack all!

........dunno how he'll manage to shoot his own buttocks, but I guess it should be a learning experience

kay_thebigbird · Post by **kay_thebigbird** » 09 Dec 2008, 21:21

smokerjim wrote:A Beretta 636E or a Krieghoff K-80.....both of them with 30" 12 bore barrels, and 4 boxes of cartridges, kept under wraps til the area mgr ( and all his satanic imps ) demand a meeting, then he can go postal, before blowing his brains out.......

The best bit is once I've cleaned it, I've got a quality gun for clay shooting, for jack all!

........dunno how he'll manage to shoot his own buttocks, but I guess it should be a learning experience

My god & I thought I hated my ex Dom you must really hate yours.

smokerjim · Post by **smokerjim** » 09 Dec 2008, 22:43

kay_thebigbird wrote:
smokerjim wrote:A Beretta 636E or a Krieghoff K-80.....both of them with 30" 12 bore barrels, and 4 boxes of cartridges, kept under wraps til the area mgr ( and all his satanic imps ) demand a meeting, then he can go postal, before blowing his brains out.......

The best bit is once I've cleaned it, I've got a quality gun for clay shooting, for jack all!

........dunno how he'll manage to shoot his own buttocks, but I guess it should be a learning experience
My god & I thought I hated my ex Dom you must really hate yours.

Nah, could be better, could be worse......but stuck on RM's idea of a living wage in the SE, there's no way I can afford either of those two puppies - but I'd be happy to pick up a newly new, slightly soiled one for peanuts