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A Right Royal Fail Christmas NSFW : POSTMAN EDIT 'Dont view if offended easily'

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Sir Henry
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Thank you no1, youre too kind. Glad it raised a smile.

Ok all the merry little elves, singalong time. A couple of festive tunes to see you through delivery and beyond.

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Help me out with some lines to complete the song.

The Twelve Days Of Christmas (alt version)

On the first day of Xmas my Lino gave to me
An overloaded HCT
"A third of the world's farmland is now useless due to soil degradation, yet we still keep producing mouths to feed. And what's you answer to that? Energy saving lightbulbs?"
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bustedflush
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Sir Henry wrote: ↑
06 Dec 2021, 17:02
 Thank you no1, youre too kind. Glad it raised a smile.

Ok all the merry little elves, singalong time. A couple of festive tunes to see you through delivery and beyond.

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Help me out with some lines to complete the song.

The Twelve Days Of Christmas (alt version)

On the first day of Xmas my Lino gave to me
An overloaded HCT
On the twelfth day of Christmas
our DIM gave to us:

12 Runners Running
11 Temps a Temping
10 Streets of Lapsing
9 Trays of Sorting
8 Minutes of Moaning
7 Walks a Failing
6 Hours of Walking
*break* (if you have time)
5 Door-to-Doors
4 Flat PDAs
3 Full Yorks
2 Late Specials
and a van with broken f*cking key...
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Sir Henry
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And bustedflush wins the internet ladles and jellyspoons.
"A third of the world's farmland is now useless due to soil degradation, yet we still keep producing mouths to feed. And what's you answer to that? Energy saving lightbulbs?"
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I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
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The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
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POSTMAN wrote: ↑
06 Dec 2021, 22:36
That was really good :Very Happy :Very Happy :Very Happy :nana :nana
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Sir Henry
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Just awesome POSTMAN. :thumbup

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Last edited by Sir Henry on 07 Dec 2021, 10:34, edited 1 time in total.
"A third of the world's farmland is now useless due to soil degradation, yet we still keep producing mouths to feed. And what's you answer to that? Energy saving lightbulbs?"
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Jahpostie
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Brilliant POSTMAN, you beat me to it. Mine will be up soon once I work out where to put it.
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Dorset Plodder
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:Applause Very Good Postman, that brought a smile to my face :left:

That's you off Simon's Christmas Card List .... at least it'll save his Postie a bit of work. :cuppa
Like all Wage Slaves, he had two crosses to bear: The people he worked for and the people he worked with! (Stephen Vizinczey.)
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Selhurst
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POSTMAN wrote: ↑
06 Dec 2021, 22:36
 :Very Happy
:mad :dance
That has made my day :Applause
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POSTMAN
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I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
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Sir Henry
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This why I LOVE this messageboard. An absolute Christmas cracker of a video POSTMAN. It makes me feel warm and festive in a wonderful wonderful way.
"A third of the world's farmland is now useless due to soil degradation, yet we still keep producing mouths to feed. And what's you answer to that? Energy saving lightbulbs?"
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ssdd
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Pure quality POSTMAN! I'm sure 'team' will love it.
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POSTMAN
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New one from Jahpostie
I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
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Sir Henry
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Oh well played sir :Applause :chuckle
"A third of the world's farmland is now useless due to soil degradation, yet we still keep producing mouths to feed. And what's you answer to that? Energy saving lightbulbs?"
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Norfolk 'N' Chance
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Post by Norfolk 'N' Chance »

ssdd wrote: ↑
05 Dec 2021, 14:07
vans.jpg
HOW?
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