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[Mikey456]

And did you run out of their like a bat out of hell or took one for the team?

[ballee]

And did you run out of their like a bat out of hell or took one for the team?

I decided to grin and bear it, lucky the mother had her teeth out.

[dvbuk55]

And did you run out of their like a bat out of hell or took one for the team?

I decided to grin and bear it, lucky the mother had her teeth out.

Really? Wow - but why would she have her teeth out?

[DGP1]

I was delivering a special once and the door was opened by a well preserved lady who looked to be in her fifties, she signed for the letter and then asked if I fancied a kinky threesome. I asked her who with and she said with a mother and daughter, I thought if this is the mother the daughter must be a cracker so I told her bring it on.

As I was getting my gear of in the lounge I heard her shouting upstairs, come on down Ma I have a threesome lined up.

I've seen this film............it had Omar in it

[Beforenineoclockgoodone]

It was the week of my Birthday & I delivered to a place where women do ironing all together for an ironing company. I got to know all the women over the years I delivered there. I had let them know it was my Birthday coming up & on the morning of ones big day I opened their office door as usual, & one of them came running towards me with her top up showing her breasts shouting happy Birthday.

[Ogg]

In my thirteen years I've only ever had the occassional accidental flash although I do have a tendancy to put my foot in my mouth at times. I deliver to a block of flats (which is all the worse for the loss of several eastern european hotties I assure you) and know most of my customers by name now. In the early days my head was constantly turned by two different women who appeared to be most friendly. Anyway, after a summer of lusting I asked this everpresent male 'just who is that denim clad woman with the sexist walk ever?' 'That would be my wife' he says and he was not amused, oops! Ok, 'who is the older woman with the enormous breasts then mate?'...'ah, that's my Mother...' !!! I haven't spoken to him since :)

[Indy]

& one of them came running towards me with her top up showing her breasts shouting happy Birthday.

Theres a company like that here but its full of grannies... did she trip over them before getting to you?

BTW I'll post an experience here when I've left.

[dvbuk55]

& one of them came running towards me with her top up showing her breasts shouting happy Birthday.

Theres a company like that here but its full of grannies... did she trip over them before getting to you?

BTW I'll post an experience here when I've left.

No worries Indy - though you do know it's not gay if it's your best mate