SEXY, desperate, housewives...

[hans solo]

you could always watch and win

[Darren Bent]

Nothing yet :( Think new time change of 7am start will reduce the possibility of it happening.

[clashcityrocker]

This van share business has surely got to cut down the chances of any on the job activity,now i don't mind waiting for a fellow colleague to complete a loop,but i'm damn sure i'm not sitting in a van twiddling my thumbs whilst some lotharian postie dishes out his own brand of special delivery!

Twiddling your thumbs?
Get in there as well. Three is not a crowd.

[DGP1]

This van share business has surely got to cut down the chances of any on the job activity,now i don't mind waiting for a fellow colleague to complete a loop,but i'm damn sure i'm not sitting in a van twiddling my thumbs whilst some lotharian postie dishes out his own brand of special delivery!

Twiddling your thumbs?
Get in there as well. Three is not a crowd.

[templek]

didnt notice this thread, so has anyone heard of things turning nasty with the husband/boyfreind having a punch up with the postie, either on the walk or at the office? It nearly happened as described in my other posting, lucky for him he took the day off!

[dvbuk55]

I'm not too bothered about the sexy bit but she would definitely need to be as desperate as I am

[wiganpostie]

didnt notice this thread, so has anyone heard of things turning nasty with the husband/boyfreind having a punch up with the postie, either on the walk or at the office? It nearly happened as described in my other posting, lucky for him he took the day off!

One of our lot was confronted by an angry husband a few weeks back...he was walking along one of the streets he delivers to when the bloke drove up to him and asked him if he had been 'texting' his wife. No fisticuffs arose, as apparently it's all a case of mistaken identity.

[SF]

I've been itching to stick my rod in this bird on one of my rounds for about a year. I don't think my red polo shirt and magnum boots do it for her though..

[POSTMAN]

Is it time again to do my cream joke.

[POSTMAN]

I've been itching to stick my rod in this bird on one of my rounds for about a year. I don't think my red polo shirt and magnum boots do it for her though..

[dvbuk55]

I've been itching to stick my rod in this bird on one of my rounds for about a year. I don't think my red polo shirt and magnum boots do it for her though..

Are you sure it's just the shirt and boots and not the bell ringing Mr Modo

[frogger]

Hows this for bloody luck!Have been a postie for 7 years,and only ever got propositioned once.I remember the day well,it had been snowing,the door opened as i walked up the path,there stood an angel,in her early 30's,and in her dressing gown."hi postie"she says,"you look freezing,do you want to come in and warm up?"
"Would love to" i replied "but unfortunatly thats my manager across the road,with the clip board walk testing me!".The next day i walked up her path,banged on the door,and this lady in her 70's answered,she told me that the lady i met was her daughter,who had just come over for a few days to visit,and had gone back to spain where she lives with her husband!My manager has never let me live it down!

[clashcityrocker]

So did you bang the lady in her seventies? It is not clear from your post.

[creggan14]

Think the desperate housewife shagging the postie is a bit of an urban legend - i've been a cabbie, pizza delivery man and now a postman (all the stereotypical desperate housewife shaggers), and never had any luck!

Not through the lack of trying though!

Everyone must admit to giving the door an extra few knocks rather than squeezing a small packet through the letterbox, just to get a look at someone fit, no? Had plenty of disappointments though, when the boyfriend/parent/grannie answers the door instead!

[ballee]

I was delivering a special once and the door was opened by a well preserved lady who looked to be in her fifties, she signed for the letter and then asked if I fancied a kinky threesome. I asked her who with and she said with a mother and daughter, I thought if this is the mother the daughter must be a cracker so I told her bring it on.

As I was getting my gear of in the lounge I heard her shouting upstairs, come on down Ma I have a threesome lined up.